All categories - 7 August 2007

I'm staying at someone's house. I looked up online how much it would cost to make a call to Russia. I thought I read about 31 cents per minute, so I thought that would be OK and I could pay them back later. I'm so stupid. I just realized that the site I read it from was for rates with the international plan. I do not think that they have an international plan. I haven't been able to find the rates for calling international without the plan. I fear that it will be very expensive. So could someone give me the rate for what I believe is a basic home phone plan for AT&T for an international call to Russia? I think I'm screwed. God help me, I might end up having to explain why there's a $200 dollar international charge on my friend's phone bill. I was on for about 47 minutes. God help me.

2007-08-07 22:11:43 · 4 answers · asked by Sean H 1 in Land Phones

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if you can see his gun.

6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.

12. When he says no, cry.

13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.

16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.

17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"

18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.

19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."

20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.

2007-08-07 22:11:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

financially have to stay become you dont have anything wiating for you back to your country...

2007-08-07 22:10:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

Things I've learned from my child Boys (honest)...
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh" it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

25. Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

2007-08-07 22:10:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Liv???????????????????

2007-08-07 22:10:37 · 3 answers · asked by Jack Bauer 3 in Movies

2007-08-07 22:10:10 · 18 answers · asked by Rajendersingh s 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-08-07 22:09:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

2007-08-07 22:09:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

some are cool but others can go to helll cause i have long hair and im into metal they tell me my hair is to long and that i need to cut why do they do that?

2007-08-07 22:09:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

I do free lance work for an internet company and was recently contacted by one of our clients requesting to work with me directly instead of through the company I free lance for. Working with me directly would save them money, and I would make more money from them than I am making now. But I would still free lance for the company I am with.

Is this ethical? I was contacted completely unsolicited by this client and I'm not under contract in any way with my current company. If I take this client away, my company loses thousands of dollars every month in fees. I don't want to burn my bridges, but I don't want to lose this client. What should I do? I'm new at this self-employed thing.

2007-08-07 22:09:10 · 4 answers · asked by Heather 3 in Other - Business & Finance

I had 2 shots of depoprovera injectables when i was 38 years old, and it caused my monthly period slowly stopped when i reach 41 years old. The doctor found 2 small functional cyst on my left and right ovary. My monthly period totally stopped. After 2 years, i was bleeding for 2 months and had DNC. I am 46 years old now. I want to know if the Depoprovera hold my monthly period or i am in menopause.

2007-08-07 22:08:33 · 3 answers · asked by me woman 2 in Women's Health

2007-08-07 22:08:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ha got ya, who ever clicked on that question and wanted to answer yes, YOU ARE WRONG

Bettas are NOT happy and healthy in a bowl or in a 1 gallon tank

It's your responsibility to your fish to get at LEAST a 2.5 gallon tank with heater and filter for your betta

There is no truth behind that, that a betta is happy in little bowl?!?!?!

Would you like to be confined to a space of 2X2???
Don't think so

Betta's can live up to 7 years with proper care

So what would you reather have, a happy and healthy betta or one that has a short expected life because of your iresponsibility?????

Here is also some more info about them
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betta_splendens

Here is also a pic where they live in natural habitat
http://www.cultureshocktherapy.com/pic/id/rice_paddy.jpg

Voice your opinions
Have fun


EB

Please to all the store keepers, we know that you have no other way then to keep them in bowls or small cups!

2007-08-07 22:08:00 · 6 answers · asked by Kribensis lover 7 in Fish

sometimes when i wipe it feels like the skin outside my anus gets scratched and bleeds a little, and it hurts pretty bad, and just today i went to the bathroom and i pooped some blood, althought im not sure why that was, is this Hemmrhoids or im just wiping too hard or something and is this dangerous/should be checked out imediately? (it has been happening for like months now and i only discovered what it might be)

2007-08-07 22:07:50 · 2 answers · asked by Dvin B 2 in Women's Health

1. What is the longest word in the dictionary? (A clue: The answer is the plural form of the word.)

2. I am a three digit number. My second digit is four times more than my third digit. My first digit is seven less than my second digit. What number am I?

3. Every day the man saw his dog ran into the woods. However, he noticed that the dog never ran more than halfway into the woods. Why?

4. A man kills his brother in plain sight of many people, and yet he will never be charged with murder or any other crime. Why not?

5. What can you hold without it ever using your arms or hands?

6. An island and the letter "t" have something in common. What is it?

7. Which side of a cow has the most hair?

8. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

2007-08-07 22:07:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Dont you think god would say he has time for everyone's thought's? why cant you do the same?


Let the reporting begin!!!!!!!

2007-08-07 22:07:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-07 22:07:22 · 2 answers · asked by Sophia 1 in Cooking & Recipes

If they are sticker type, is there a way to make them blend or use a softener to blend them in with the plastic? Are the decals with green background cardboard dry transfer decals?

2007-08-07 22:07:22 · 2 answers · asked by jack 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-08-07 22:06:53 · 5 answers · asked by kid of phantom thief 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

i dare you to. lol.

2007-08-07 22:06:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do people assume that common reactions must be human nature? There are many influences that affect how people act that are arbitrary, yet people assume that because it is common, it is natural.

Human nature seems to imply that we are unable to affect it, it is used as a validation for actions and attitudes that are actually choices. I kind of take issue with that....

I'm tired, I hope that this was comprehendable haha. Any ideas on this issue?

2007-08-07 22:05:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-08-07 22:05:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-07 22:05:40 · 5 answers · asked by Martin R 1 in Hunting

No wikipedia stuff!

2007-08-07 22:04:47 · 16 answers · asked by Atheist Eye Candy 8 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-07 22:03:37 · 8 answers · asked by Dan W 2 in Law & Ethics

I think Ronald Reagan was very good, but I'm open to challenges.
Watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8_G-mlKxTY

2007-08-07 22:03:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Last night i wanted you. needed you so badly that it hurt. i wanted to taste you. i wanted you in me so you could work your magic on me...but i couldnt find you. you stupid..PARACETAMOL! (got you thinking there didnt i .lol)

2007-08-07 22:03:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-07 22:03:06 · 33 answers · asked by shearwater...one 3 in Philosophy

Is there a website to translate text written in latin alphabet whereas the language text written in does not use latin alphabet like Japanese,Greek?

2007-08-07 22:02:21 · 3 answers · asked by 2hot 2 in Languages

theres a connection but im careful not to be hopeful.he has a girlfriend whm everybody knows she is constantly in his office and ppl have stopped going to see him i graduate tommorow do i havee a chance or will he marry someone who practically lives in his office?they say shes also a student.believe me its nothing bad pls its a responsibleee school although ppl are suprised at the closeness of a senoir lecturer and student so close.

2007-08-07 22:02:13 · 3 answers · asked by kyb 2 in Other - Family & Relationships