1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
2007-08-07 22:11:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey. i'm a cop i'll look out 4 these jokes and don't try get smart wid me
2007-08-07 22:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-08-07 22:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i myt try these next tym i get pulled over. or i could be nyc and get away with speeding through two red lights at 45mph lolz. guyz are so much better as cops lolz
2016-05-17 04:17:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That was very funny and highly entertaining... Have you tried any of them yourself?
Here's a star!
2007-08-08 03:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok... I'll make sure I keep it in my Notes in my car... ha ha ha
you have great humour... you have a great day... and hopefully you don't or will get pulled over?...lol
2007-08-08 10:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by peace♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he asks if youve been drinking say "why are there two fat girls in the back seat?
2007-08-08 11:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Just try to touch my hat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow thats funny haha i mite actualy try that lol jk
2007-08-07 22:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao but that wouldnt really work cuz then my *** would be on the ground bloody and probobly cryin hahaha
**** tha police
2007-08-07 22:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-07 22:43:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me chuckle, this sort of thing always does.
2007-08-07 22:47:49 · answer #10 · answered by Will 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋