All categories - 23 July 2007

2007-07-23 08:25:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

Just thought informed voters would want to know.

http://www.evangelicalsformitt.org/front_page/prothompson_prochoice.php

2007-07-23 08:25:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

I was born and raised in the ghetto but now work for and live in upper class areas. I had a craptacular weekend and when I talk my slang is all over. They can barely understand me. You ever have this problem?

2007-07-23 08:25:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351:
"Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341:
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked: "What was your last known position?"
Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked". Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
"Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the
DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206:
"Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."
While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew,
screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Well if any of that made you laugh, give it a star, it was worth it?

2007-07-23 08:25:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My computer doesn't detect a video card, and I have been looking everyday on the internet, but I still can't find the driver for my monitor, or my video card. How do I find out the model number for my video card, and what kind it is so i can download the driver? Pleas Help! The resolution is at 680 x 420 and I can't change it! Help!

2007-07-23 08:25:21 · 4 answers · asked by shaanzy17 1 in Other - Hardware

Jen or Kail...i wish for both lol..but if i had to pick..i would pick Jenn..she's just a pain and a snot..totally annoying girl..Kail is too deep in trouble she'll probably leave the next time..if she doesn't get HoH...but give me your choice and why they should leave?

2007-07-23 08:25:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

will a facial help with my Blackheads?What do you do to thelp with this? I have ALOT!!!!!Itryed so much stuff i tryed to much my face was getting ripped up it's a mess but still blackheads.~ I tryed to pop some out and it works for a few but not all same with the strips.~ It's been a long time and not getting aneywhere.HELP!!!!I need a clear Face !!!!ALSO now i have lg poors ~ what works for u ?

2007-07-23 08:25:19 · 5 answers · asked by animal lover 2 in Skin Conditions

2007-07-23 08:25:09 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I find Greek and Egyptian mythology and other stuff like that quite fascinating. I know it's not a reputable major but i would love to take a class like that for fun.

2007-07-23 08:24:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

I felt threaten and pushed the person away, now he's trying to get me fired for putting my hands on him to push him away.

2007-07-23 08:24:44 · 8 answers · asked by southpaw4794@verizon.net 1 in Other - Environment

I'm 14 and me and my crush are junior instructors at my taekwon do. we're going to be teaching kids. Wat can i do! I really like him, but i have to wear a uniform, no jewlery either. Any advice???

2007-07-23 08:24:43 · 7 answers · asked by 1562 4 in Singles & Dating

Can someone explain what can cause Irregular pap smear results?

2007-07-23 08:24:36 · 4 answers · asked by maedaze810 3 in Women's Health

Ive noticed that the Pentecostal type churches have really toned down a lot over the years.

2007-07-23 08:24:33 · 12 answers · asked by ? 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I will live in Japan.

2007-07-23 08:24:33 · 12 answers · asked by Yuri ^_^ 5 in Polls & Surveys

or is there always SOMETHING?

2007-07-23 08:24:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-07-23 08:24:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chevrolet

any good song. =]

thnks. ♥

2007-07-23 08:24:06 · 5 answers · asked by word to your mother. 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is the concept of Satan over the top? It seems as though Satan has nothing better to do than to try to get people to go to hell?

Why would he care? For more souls? If God is willing to send someone to hell forever no matter how good of a person they are simply because they are not a Christian, then the devil should have nothing to worry about when it comes to getting plenty of souls.

And what's he going to do? Torture them forever? Wouldn't that get boring? Does this mean that Satan has no life? Doesn't he do anything else?

And why would Satan have power in hell? Isn't that kind of like being rewarded? Doesn't Satan get tortured too? And what about the demons? Do the demons get tortured too? Do they take turns where on all odd numbered days a certain group of demons and Satan get tortured and then on even days Satan and the other demons do the torturing?

Do this make sense to ANYONE who is not a Christian or a Muslim?

2007-07-23 08:23:56 · 28 answers · asked by Jared L 1 in Religion & Spirituality

the logo is on the inward part of the shoe
and iw a swondering if they are fake or not

2007-07-23 08:23:48 · 7 answers · asked by beazley26 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

i mean when u look at it the Prussian Blue's mum wants a perfect world, as well as the kkk. i mean they're not perfect. but look at this way if there were no other races then there would still be disabled people, blind people, downes syndrome children, wars, arguments, right?

2007-07-23 08:23:48 · 34 answers · asked by Jessie-Jane (JJ) 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Do you have to have boat insurance. If so how much would a bow rider style boat, 21 ft, fiberglass/composite hull, worth 5,995.00 cost? Will be using on the Mississippi and some lakes. What do some other people pay?

2007-07-23 08:23:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boats & Boating

I was asking a question about an artist who illustrated a Edger Allen Poe book and the question was removed!! There were no swear words or anything bad, like that.

If you are reading this person who removed that question watch out because I will find you and remove a bunch of your questions.

To all others why might of some one done this?

2007-07-23 08:23:40 · 21 answers · asked by Second Chance 3 in Polls & Surveys

when you're ashamed of who you are, or of the things you have?

2007-07-23 08:23:40 · 23 answers · asked by ♥ justbnme ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

ever wonder what this us and they actually means? I certainly think we are all responsible for our ozone but THEY new about the damage being done a lot sooner than we did, and I would take a guess that all the low flying aircraft of late are distributing the right chemicals to induce the weather we are getting, there's your problem, now what is our reaction ? and even bigger what solution will they have ready for us?

2007-07-23 08:23:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

I mean seriously. Why? I mean they sell adult versions in the uk and for what purpose when it's the same. maybe they should of sold adult versions in the usa.

2007-07-23 08:23:25 · 13 answers · asked by wee suzie 4 in Books & Authors

What is the difference is the Federal Labor Law goes into effect tomorrow for 5.58 (or whatever it is) and the State Labor Law is like 6 something (that should have started July 1st) what would a employer have to pay the Federal or the State??

2007-07-23 08:23:22 · 4 answers · asked by ~So Over It~ 2 in Law & Ethics

I dont need advice or have a problem and im not bragging or complaining just asking a simple question..My husband and i have been happily married 16 yrs(no kids yet)have a decent and satisfying sex life making love 8-10 times a month and we are both satisfied and happy with that amount a month..I was just wondering in todays statics is that amount a month average or below average?

2007-07-23 08:23:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Why is it i check.....double check and look again and all pairs of socks enter my washing machine at the same time.
But then in the time it takes to wash them and get them in the dryer one goes on the run.

is it just me that loses the odd sock or are they others out there that suffer from a missing sock too?

2007-07-23 08:23:20 · 21 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Polls & Surveys

this morning when i woke up i thought i started my period because i had some blood in my panties, it was really heavy this morning but now its almost like i'm not on it. last night i was masturbating and my vagina started hurting really bad. i also had really really bad cramps like i thought i was goona die lol. could this not be my period? could i have broken my hymen?

2007-07-23 08:23:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health