A man is sitting at a bar gettng really wasted, after three hours of this he turns on the barstool to leave and falls off the barstool and onto the floor. He grabs the stool and picks himself up, lets go and falls to the floor! So he crawls to the front door grabs the handle, picks himself up, opens the door and takes one step outside and falls flat on his face! So he dcides that since he only lives 2 houses away he will crawl home.. He gets into the house and his wife is there and screams at him, you no good bum you been out drinking at Casey's pub again!! Oh no he says. Dont you lie to me Bob from the bar called and said you left your wheelchair there again!!!
2007-07-21
16:03:09
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