A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One Summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the Cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"
He hadn't, and said so.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on th e beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
"Well, what is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "Her name is Sally, and she's a battery salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes," he replied.
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She sells C cells by the seashore.
2007-07-14 17:26:02 · 22 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Jokes & Riddles
I dyed my hair blonde (from the box) and it looked bad so i dyed it again a couple hours later. The next day I dyed it black becuase the blonde loked bad. (keep in mind i dyed it blonde not bleached it. After I dyed it black hairs started falling out...how much more hair will come out.
2007-07-14 17:25:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair
2007-07-14 17:25:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-07-14 17:25:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
I believe there is a god. Human kind is too stupid to have created themselves. But i dont attend church and dont believe in most of the religious stuff. I dont believe in pandoras box, and the whole garden of eden thing and all the sins and stuff. I dont believe in the storys and the scriptures. I have been to a church twice. I have been told about giving your whole mind body and soul to god. I dont think I should give my whole mindy body and soul to him. There are many other things i can use my whole mind, body and soul to. Now I may just be confused about the whole philoshophy of religion and stuff bu ti dont know. I belive in the values that god supposedly teaches. Like honesty, trust, faith, forgiviness, helping others, caring for the weak and sick and sutff. So does all this make me an aithiest or just a confused teen? My friend and I were having a conversation and i was talking about how i have room in my heart for everyone and a whole bunch of other stuff. and she said how ....
2007-07-14 17:25:34 · 22 answers · asked by turtlesandgummybears 2 in Religion & Spirituality
Then don't you christians think that maybe you should stop SAYING that all of us nonbelievers are going to hell? We may have a change of heart and become saints someday, don't you think?
2007-07-14 17:25:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-07-14 17:25:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-07-14 17:24:53 · 17 answers · asked by yeman 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-07-14 17:24:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Visual Arts
And are you right- or left-handed? I wear mine on my right wrist and I'm right-handed. Is that rare or what?
2007-07-14 17:24:40 · 25 answers · asked by wrongnumber 1 in Polls & Surveys
if there has been, what is it called, and is it any good? and if not, are there any known plans to make one?
2007-07-14 17:24:39 · 2 answers · asked by connorlawhorne 2 in Movies
2007-07-14 17:24:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting
2007-07-14 17:24:26 · 6 answers · asked by don't hate snowflake 3 in Polls & Surveys
im 15, 5'3 nd 91-92 lbs most of my friends weigh mor than me nd im not anorexic or anything like that... im jus naturally like that nd i eat alot 2 lol but i hav a really fast metabolism nd a small bone structure... i hate it wen ppl call me anorexic tho cuz i think im a pretty normal size.. wat do u think?
2007-07-14 17:24:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health
16) if an individual exhibits a recessive trait, which of the following statements must be correct?
a) any children this individual has will always exhibit the trait, regardless of the genotype of the other parent
b) this individual’s genotype is different from an individual with the dominant trait.
c) any siblings of this individual will have the same phenotype for this trait
d) both parents of this individual had the same genotype for this trait
e) this individual is heterozygous
17) a person who is heterozygous for the Huntington disease (HD) allele has offspring with someone who does not have HD. What proportion of their children are expected to have HD.
a) 1/12
b) 1/16
c)1/4
d) 1/8
e) 1/10
2007-07-14 17:24:24 · 2 answers · asked by thanh h 1 in Biology
and now that your older does it still scare you alittle. i watched children of the corn and it scared the life out of me.now that i'm older i wonder why i got so scared.
2007-07-14 17:24:21 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
It takes from 6 to 13 weeks for our military basic training depending on the service.
2007-07-14 17:24:11 · 6 answers · asked by 7_7_7 3 in Government
2007-07-14 17:24:01 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hockey
I have a number of tall straight oak trees, (about 200 feet high) and straight as a arrow. Someone told me that furniture company's would remove the trees for the lumber. Anyone ever hear of this?
2007-07-14 17:23:46 · 5 answers · asked by Mark N 2 in Garden & Landscape
How did the former soviet union take over all the countries it comprised? The USSR contained Poland, east germany, yugoslavia, and a lot of other countries. How did they get control of these countries without starting a world war like Hitler did when he tried?
2007-07-14 17:23:36 · 5 answers · asked by jaferris166 2 in Other - Politics & Government
2007-07-14 17:23:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
what is the reason for the constipation? does anyone know? there is a yahoogroup dedicated to finding out about constipation but i dont think they have meade any progrees yet . their group name is http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/Antidepressants_Constipation/
2007-07-14 17:23:28 · 9 answers · asked by ani yehudi 1 in Mental Health
and you're rreally mad at him/her,what is it that he/she can do /say to melt your heart????
2007-07-14 17:23:26 · 32 answers · asked by stoutunicorn 6 in Polls & Surveys
Do u like it?
2007-07-14 17:23:16 · 11 answers · asked by kuashio 1 in Men's Health
I have a stringy white discharge. It doesn't smell or anything and I have no other symptoms. I've had it for a while now. It cannot be a STD cuz i haven't had sex in 15 months. Someone help.
2007-07-14 17:23:13 · 5 answers · asked by babygral1019 1 in Women's Health
ON THE MOVIE DEAD SILENCE WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END? WHO WAS THE YOUNG LADY? WAS SHE MARY SHAW, IF SO HOW DID SHE COME ALIVE?
2007-07-14 17:23:05 · 2 answers · asked by Honey83 5 in Movies
does it hurt the knees a bit
or are my deliriously good looks,explosive wit,and overwhelming charm
a good form of painkiller
be truthful i can take it like a man should be able to take it
because im super smashing great =
[my mummy said im all of these things so
it must be true mustnt it?]
2007-07-14 17:23:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health
I am a very weird person in my eyes. I mean, I always think something bad is going to happen. I never wana be home alone because I think someone will kill me. Im always shy around people too. I just don't like to talk to people and people are always like whats wrong and Im always just thinking paranoid thoughts about life and stuff. I usually just don't want to talk to people and they keep persisting me. I have a hard time trusting people and I always think someone is out to get me. I think about that I'm going to die soon or someone will hurt me... Is there something wrong with me?
2007-07-14 17:22:38 · 11 answers · asked by Jessa 2 in Mental Health
2007-07-14 17:22:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer
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