A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One Summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the Cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"
He hadn't, and said so.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on th e beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
"Well, what is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "Her name is Sally, and she's a battery salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes," he replied.
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A little bit more...........
She sells C cells by the seashore.
2007-07-14 17:26:02 · 22 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a mystery to me how I could ever hate you, the woman who tells details by the Yahoo!Answers' window.
2007-07-14 17:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's lucky to sell any C cells; most big boom boxes use D cells.
2007-07-14 18:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Huba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man i thought she would be a ghost or something, i got all exited and into your story but when you said the C cells by the seashore, i just got mad and dissapointed......... i'm sorry, i didn't even laugh.
2007-07-14 17:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ARE you sure its not SALLY sells sea shells down by the sea shore ? BUT she ran out of shells and decided to sell C cells down by the sea shore in stead.
2007-07-14 17:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, it made me laugh. I am really down right now, because I just got home from camp, and am depressed because I miss everyone already. I really needed that, thanks.
you get a star for that!
2007-07-14 17:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay I loved the twist at the end!
2007-07-14 18:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by admiredi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, i remember this joke. Conan posted it the other time.
2007-07-14 19:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny! Star!! and i dont hate u 4 it!
2007-07-14 17:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by shannon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good indeed hahahahah
2007-07-14 17:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahahahaha. cute. you shall get a star for making me laugh :)
2007-07-14 17:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by raven_luna_tic634 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋