All categories - 12 July 2007

Bill and John, two lumberjacks, are out cutting timber one cold day when Bill starts to complain about always having chapped lips then notices John never does. "Why don't you ever have chapped lips?"asks Bill. John answers, "It's simple - watch..."

John drops his pants, bends over and sticks his finger up his butt, then rubs his finger all over his lips. "Does that keep you from getting chapped lips"? Bill askes, "No" replies John, "but it sure keeps me from licking them"!

2007-07-12 12:40:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The lebanese army are getting their derriers kicked by a measly small terrot group who have been surrounded over a month now. Poor guys, the number of lebanese deaths outnumbers the terrorists. Someboby needs to send them better trained soldiers..and for the guy in charge of the amy speaking too soon of victory, must have his head checked!

2007-07-12 12:40:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

Tell me tunes to download.

got The Creeps
Josh Wink - Higher State of Consciousness
Darude - Sandstorm
Alex Gaudino - Destination Unknown

Tell me more...............

2007-07-12 12:40:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the U.S. is more land used for crops or more land used for housing?

2007-07-12 12:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Trivia

Jesus didn't build a building (although he was a carpenter).
He didn't write books, or publish sermons for money (though he was probably more sure of his source).
He didn't collect money to forward his religion (as far as we know, it was only used to feed the poor, and his disciples).
He didn't pronounce judgment on any sinners (except the religious hypocrites).
He didn't proclaim allegiance to one country or flag (He called the king a fox).
He didn't follow (or trust) the central authority of the church (he said the buildings would fall, and he refused to answer the high priest's questions).
Need I go on? Surely you could fill in a few of your own. Organized religion has had thousands of years, but we have changed little. Perhaps it is time to give disorganized religion a chance.

2007-07-12 12:40:23 · 4 answers · asked by Calvin James Hammer 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Hey everyone! I just got married a couple months ago and my husband has been in California for a little over a month (hes a marine) He comes back in a few days and I am so excited... but I want to do something that makes our home look a little more...like a home...if you know what I mean. But I don't want to have to spend a lot of money. I just bought a new living room suit. Any ideas??? Thanks.

2007-07-12 12:40:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

Yeah im 15 years old a started to fill pains on the right side of my chest do you think its high blood pressure last time i checked mine it was 130/80 and i have family history with high blood pressure and i also have a family history with diabetes to think i've been diagnosied with these diseases

2007-07-12 12:40:16 · 12 answers · asked by oooooo u 1 in Heart Diseases

Paper or plastic?

2007-07-12 12:39:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-12 12:39:22 · 24 answers · asked by Striker 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which one of these are you?

1. Fall baby
2. Summer baby
3. Spring baby
4. Winter baby

And include your birthday. This is just for fun.

2007-07-12 12:39:12 · 36 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

now that i'm lost, left with nothing...

2007-07-12 12:39:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please show me how you got this answer if al possible,thanks!!

2007-07-12 12:39:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

how would I contrast photosynthesis and respiration of a plant? -- Also, how do plants respirate over night when everything is sleeping?

2007-07-12 12:39:00 · 4 answers · asked by K C M J 3 in Biology

2007-07-12 12:38:52 · 10 answers · asked by Fearfully & wonderfully made 4 in Other - Entertainment

2007-07-12 12:38:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in San Jose

Is satanic abuse still happening?
I saw this small video of a woman in court talking about the church they went to and what happened.

What do you think we can do to stop satanic abuse and Satan ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQRfJ5v1rtY

2007-07-12 12:38:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Now that I have lived in Japan and Korea, I am wondering who invented the rice triangle/ball. Bonbu got me wondering with his onigiri link. It doesn't really claim it as Japanese. The Koreans claim it as theirs, originally. It is called Samgak Kimbap in Korea. What is it in China? I have seen them in Hawaii.. that must be from the Japanese tourism. What do we call itin Hawaii I wonder? Onigiri or rice ball?

2007-07-12 12:38:24 · 4 answers · asked by Dawn V 4 in Japan

I have been married for a year and a half. We got married quickly in Vegas. Soon, things started going downhill. Since I had a savings, I had to use a lot of it for furniture and apt. deposits. I also bought my own ring and his as well. He made all these promises to me that we would go on a honeymoon and we would have a party. After about 7 months of being married I had to quit my job so I could do my internship for school. He was aware of this, and then quit his job because he thought he could make more money doing real estate. He made nothing and we ran out of money. Now that i've graduated, he got a job that is just enough to pay our bills. We haven't been able to go anywhere or do anything due to his poor choices. He hasn't been really supportive. I got a job that pays more than his and I feel a lot of resentment because now we can do more from my salary. I feel like I have had to be the responsible one. I feel like he hasn't reciprocated much effort. I have no feelings for him.

2007-07-12 12:38:16 · 20 answers · asked by Strawberry shortcake 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I need to buy an alive rooster for my tesis in college?(experiment purpose on reaction noise in popular area)

2007-07-12 12:38:02 · 5 answers · asked by Brasil2581 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

The Purpose Driven Life? May I say it is a must if you haven't. I bought at least 25 and shared with friends. What do you think of it?

2007-07-12 12:37:52 · 8 answers · asked by .... 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-12 12:37:51 · 29 answers · asked by ~~~Tara~~~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-12 12:37:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-12 12:37:28 · 3 answers · asked by ~(•¿•)~™ 2 in Engineering

this is the set up at my house the main ethernet is at my step fathers computer where the router is and 2 ethernet cables go to the two other computers in the house and one of them is at my PC. Now i want to put a wireless router on my end of the cable, will that work?

2007-07-12 12:37:22 · 6 answers · asked by tyr 2 in Computer Networking

Do you have so much to lose?

2007-07-12 12:37:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was just driving down a busy city street and again almost hit a crotch rocket. I was behind another van. I drive a minivan with two small kids. There was a group of 5 or 6 idiots on crotchrockets. They were swerving in and out of traffic. It was like a race to them they were putting everyone on that road in danger including my children i don't take that lightly. This isn't the first time either one of these days i'm gonna end up plowing one of them some day and it will be their fault.

2007-07-12 12:36:49 · 6 answers · asked by Kacey D 3 in Commuting

where is it under the car because I need to drain it to add more transmission fluid

2007-07-12 12:36:45 · 3 answers · asked by BillyJean 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-07-12 12:36:37 · 24 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys