Three Aussie guys, Steve, Bruce and Kevin, were working on a high-rise building project. One day, Steve fell off and was killed instantly.
As the ambulance took the body away, Bruce said, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Kevin said, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, so I'll do it."
Two hours later, he came back carrying a case of Foster's. Bruce asked, "Where did you get that, Kev?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bruce replied.
"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead, and she gave you the beer?"
"Well, not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'"
"She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'"
"And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Foster's you are.'
2007-07-09
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