Three Aussie guys, Steve, Bruce and Kevin, were working on a high-rise building project. One day, Steve fell off and was killed instantly.
As the ambulance took the body away, Bruce said, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Kevin said, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, so I'll do it."
Two hours later, he came back carrying a case of Foster's. Bruce asked, "Where did you get that, Kev?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bruce replied.
"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead, and she gave you the beer?"
"Well, not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'"
"She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'"
"And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Foster's you are.'
2007-07-09 01:28:38 · 7 answers · asked by Tish P 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! Being Aussie, I'll have to post that one on my motorcycle forum (I'm always slinging off at the poms (English)).
2007-07-09 04:26:50 · answer #1 · answered by AndrewG 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crikey! Struth mate wot a good one! But most of us drink VB. Victoria Bitter. No real Aussie drinks Fosters. It all gets exported to the states.
2007-07-09 08:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
star-10
2007-07-09 08:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hw unsensitive LOL!
2007-07-09 08:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by AA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he he he.....I really like that one!
2007-07-09 08:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg i would be mad as hell
2007-07-09 09:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... cute
2007-07-09 08:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by voiceangel17 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋