I was walking home from the bank, and I was putting money into my wallet when a gentleman came up to me and said, "Hey, dude, what choo gots in that wallet, Holmes?" I replied, "Well, kind sir, I just made a withdrawal from my bank account and have several hundred dollars in my wallet." The nice fella said, "O.K., O.K., that'll do Holmes, I suggest you give me your wallet, man, because I think it's too heavy for choo to be carrying in your wallet, ese!" He smiled at me with his silver colored teeth, his face twitching, and was looking all around as I thought about his offer. I realized...yes, my wallet was a bit heavy..so I handed it over to him to carry. He laughed, rubbed my pointy hair and said, "See ya later, douche-bag!!" and ran off. I must say, he sure was friendly and helpful, but he never met me at my house with my wallet. Have you seen this fella? What is a "douche-bag"? Pat Sajak would explain this to me, can you help?
2007-07-08
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