I was walking home from the bank, and I was putting money into my wallet when a gentleman came up to me and said, "Hey, dude, what choo gots in that wallet, Holmes?" I replied, "Well, kind sir, I just made a withdrawal from my bank account and have several hundred dollars in my wallet." The nice fella said, "O.K., O.K., that'll do Holmes, I suggest you give me your wallet, man, because I think it's too heavy for choo to be carrying in your wallet, ese!" He smiled at me with his silver colored teeth, his face twitching, and was looking all around as I thought about his offer. I realized...yes, my wallet was a bit heavy..so I handed it over to him to carry. He laughed, rubbed my pointy hair and said, "See ya later, douche-bag!!" and ran off. I must say, he sure was friendly and helpful, but he never met me at my house with my wallet. Have you seen this fella? What is a "douche-bag"? Pat Sajak would explain this to me, can you help?
2007-07-08 04:12:01 · 12 answers · asked by enbsayshello 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-07-08 04:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a "douche-bag" is a type of mail box. he left your wallet in one for you.
2007-07-08 04:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were robbed and he used name calling as well...... He was not friendy or kind he wanted your wallet and your money and he got it!
2007-07-08 04:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that is ridiculous, and a douche-bag is obviously you
2007-07-08 04:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by winner 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you ARE a douche-bag
2007-07-08 04:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my, the world needs a couple more of him.
2007-07-08 04:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by harrynosir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOPE YOU ARE THE FIRST NICE PEOPLE I MEET
2007-07-08 04:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by juanita2_2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was most kindly of him I must say!
2007-07-08 04:15:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very silly man.
2007-07-08 04:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i never saw him yet
2007-07-08 04:15:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋