Bob is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbour Jim sees him and asks what he has.
Bob replies, "It's chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens."
Jim says, "You fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire."
Later that night he sees Bob walking down the street dragging 12 chickens....
The following day he sees Bob walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again Jim asks what he's up to. Bob says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks.
Jim replies, "You fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Sure enough, later that night, he sees Bob walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him.
The next day, he sees the Bob walking down the street again with something else under his arm. He asks what it is.
Bob replies, "It's a pus*y willow tree."
The neighbour says, "Hold on, let me get my coat."
2007-07-01
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