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Bob is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbour Jim sees him and asks what he has.
Bob replies, "It's chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens."
Jim says, "You fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire."
Later that night he sees Bob walking down the street dragging 12 chickens....
The following day he sees Bob walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again Jim asks what he's up to. Bob says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks.
Jim replies, "You fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Sure enough, later that night, he sees Bob walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him.
The next day, he sees the Bob walking down the street again with something else under his arm. He asks what it is.
Bob replies, "It's a pus*y willow tree."
The neighbour says, "Hold on, let me get my coat."

2007-07-01 12:04:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

Does it work on all types of pus-ies?
I must get some for my garden.
Miaow.

2007-07-02 23:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0 0

LMSIAOSFHISMS That Bob he get's me in trouble every time you should've been with us when he had the goose net

2007-07-02 01:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-01 19:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

does Jim like cats ?

2007-07-01 19:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 1 0

Just keep him away from me when he has the spider plant...

And I hope he enjoys catching cats.

:)

2007-07-02 09:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by H 4 · 0 0

would that work do you think i have one in my garden 10/10

2007-07-02 15:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0 0

thats pretty funny haha. sweet. I like it

2007-07-01 19:10:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao

U rock
really funny
keep it up

2007-07-01 19:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by Casanova 2 · 1 0

Ha Ha ! Yes nice one .

2007-07-01 19:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

safe to say they weren't goin fishing

2007-07-01 19:16:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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