All categories - 29 June 2007

ok so there's this one brunette she HATES blondes so one day shes driving down the road and stops to pick up this really dusty bottle when she rubs it a genie comes out he says ill grant you three wishes but every blonde in the world gets twice of what you get so she says ok she wishes for a huge mansion so the genie says so then every blonde in the world will get 2 mansions so then she asks for a lamborghini then the genie says so every blonde in the world will get 2 lamborghinis then she says i know pick up that stick over there and beat me half to death!

2007-06-29 02:02:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

due to start maternity leave living in cramped conditions thinking of going into private renting

2007-06-29 02:02:10 · 9 answers · asked by Ashley W 1 in Civic Participation

2007-06-29 02:01:53 · 11 answers · asked by SoulOfTheWorld 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 02:01:02 · 9 answers · asked by danni_elle 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I need a quick constpation fix.

I travel for my work, ( Flight attendant ) and need something that will work quickly and effectively before my next trip tomorrow.

This is not a common problem for me so I want to be back to regularity by tomorrow, I don't mind what I take, this is a one off problem hopefully, just the last three days.

Recommendations based on experience please

2007-06-29 02:00:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

have you ever put condoms in random shoppers trolleys
or set 40 alarm clocks to all go off at once??

2007-06-29 02:00:37 · 24 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I would Love to hear about your stories

2007-06-29 02:00:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am bored of my collection, I want some fresh ideas please.
Recently I have watched and enjoyed:

Bourne Identity
Man on Fire
Little Fish
25th Hour
Wonder Boys
The Double Life of Veronique
Secuestro Express
Sideways
Lower City
Beautiful Girls
Hero............................


Varied taste, I know, but something along these lines would be great..... thanks in advance ;-)

2007-06-29 02:00:32 · 17 answers · asked by Christopher P 2 in Movies

2007-06-29 02:00:21 · 14 answers · asked by jaliahbug23 1 in Personal Finance

or other issues? My mother in law has smoked since she was 16 and she is 74 and smokes almost 2 packs a day. I know cause we buy them for her daily. (not with our money, she too feable to go in the store).

She takes all kinds of heart pills, vitamin e, is on oxygen at night and during the day sometimes. I do not get how someone that has smoked that long and smokes 2 packs a day does not have cancer. She does have a collapsed left lung and copd and emphezyma, but that is it and still smokes. Goes to the emergency room once a month for "breathing problems".

My uncle has smoked since he was 15 and has had 1 triple bypass, has large cell lung cancer, his right lung has collapsed already, is only 46, and is in the hospital now to get cured of pneumonia that he has had for 2 months. I dont get it. People who get cancer must have to have the gene, what do you think?

2007-06-29 02:00:16 · 9 answers · asked by Bubba Sparks 1 in Other - Diseases

Hi friend Vote to Taj the greate indian Heritage

2007-06-29 01:59:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

2007-06-29 01:59:14 · 17 answers · asked by maggie 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm so tired could sleep a week .!!!

2007-06-29 01:59:04 · 15 answers · asked by sarah 5 in Polls & Surveys

in your life?

2007-06-29 01:58:44 · 17 answers · asked by KISS MY neice33 6 in Polls & Surveys

Im 15 and wondering is it safe or ok to lose 2 pounds in less than a week? ive had some odd changes here lately and they wont go away. i had loss of appetite,nausia,headaches, cramps(never had before),(obviously weight loss),back ache and oddly enough my boobs have grown...Alot... Any ideas if this is normal ladies?i told my bf and hes just as clueless as me...

2007-06-29 01:58:43 · 15 answers · asked by Angel Ray 1 in Women's Health

FIRST, I'M LEARNING ENGLISH RIGHT NOW. PLEASE BEARING FOR MY POOR ENGLISH. Thank you.

I ASKED SAME QUESTION IN THE MORNING. BUT STILL HAVE A PROBLEM...

A FEW DAYS AGO MY LANDLORD CALLED ME THAT HE DIDN'T GET TEH RENT FOR MAY. SO I EXPLAINED ABOUT THIS THING AT MY BANK, THEN THE WORKER GAVE ME 2 SHEET OF VALID COPY OF THE CHECK FOR THE LANDLORD AND ME. AND SHE SAID THAT CHECK WAS CLEARD ON MAY 7TH.
( SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO I CALL HER. SHE HAD HER OWN BOOTH AND WORKED THERE)

I TOLD THE LANDLORD ABOUT THAT ON THE PHONE ,BUT STILL HE SAID HE DIDN'T GET MONEY BECAUSE MY ACCOUNT WAS EMPTY .

PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO PROVE IT.

THANK YOU FOR READING AND BE PATIENT MY POOR ENGLISH.

2007-06-29 01:58:34 · 7 answers · asked by me K 1 in Renting & Real Estate

I already know what i believe in but what do you think??

2007-06-29 01:58:30 · 35 answers · asked by Jules2012 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-29 01:58:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

about speakers

2007-06-29 01:57:36 · 6 answers · asked by endo_70 1 in Home Theater

well this stuff wus in my underware it was clear nd gooy!does this mean i will have my period?

2007-06-29 01:57:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-06-29 01:57:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

My husband came home the other day saying he does not want to be married anymore, ( I had no idea anything was wrong) we are trying to work on things and I realize I was not "honoring" him the way the Bible says and I'm trying to change. But he still says he does not feel love for me anymore, I'm praying like crazy the love will return(we both are) but does anyone have any tips or advice. He wants me sexually but he just does not have "Love" in his heart for me anymore. Any help is appreciated.

2007-06-29 01:56:49 · 15 answers · asked by p_a_m_i_e 1 in Marriage & Divorce

...i have, its not fun. actually didn't take that long after the cussing and flailing was over...now if i could just get that "burnt" smell outta the kitchen

2007-06-29 01:56:39 · 8 answers · asked by Y!A addict NURSE SWEETIEGOAT 4 in Polls & Surveys

Isn't it embarrassing when you're on an elevator by yourself..and you break wind...and then the elevator stops, and several people get on..and you can tell they smell it?

2007-06-29 01:56:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a lovely looking woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

2007-06-29 01:56:34 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you believe Radical Islamic Terrorists are a significant threat to the USA ? Or do you believe the threat is overblown ?

Please elaborate on your answers . Thank you .

2007-06-29 01:56:14 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

30 days till the world ended, how would you spend your time

2007-06-29 01:56:07 · 17 answers · asked by me 4 in Polls & Surveys