As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a lovely looking woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
2007-06-29 01:56:34 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A totally unexpected superb response and many thanks! Too close to call - so I'll let the community vote do it! Hope you've seen all my previous ones!
2007-07-07 00:02:41 · update #1
My first laugh of the morning ;-))) Star for you! 10 for sure
2007-06-29 02:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 17:28
(Somebody gets a hoot)
2007-07-05 19:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one so I rate a 10 and a star for u too
2007-07-06 13:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad told me this one before~ 9 out of 10, C:
2016-04-01 10:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol r u the texan?I rate you a 15 Bravo
2007-07-06 13:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by samurai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You told it like a pro, good one. Masterful, and hilarious!
I'd give you two stars if I could!
My stomach hurts!
2007-07-06 11:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by Delighted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this is not a 10 there's never been one
2007-07-06 22:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that was pretty funny, I'll have to remember that one! Here's a star for you!
2007-07-06 13:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by cage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute 9/10
2007-07-05 04:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by CNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!
2007-07-06 20:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by Blessed1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋