>> When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was > >>very
attracted to him,> >> and during her questions about his life, she
asked him
how he had sex?> >>> >> Tarzan not know sex" he replied.> >>> >> Jane
explained to him what sex was.> >>> >> Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use
knot
hole in trunk of tree."> >>> >> Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have
it all
wrong, but I will show you > >>how to do it properly."> >>> >> She took
off
her clothing and laid down on the ground.> >>> >> "Here" she said,
pointing
to her privates, "you must put it in here."> >>> >> Tarzan removed his
loin
cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,> >> stepped closer to her
and
kicked her in the crotch!> >>> >> Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity.> >>> >> Eventually she managed to grasp for
air and
screamed "What did you do > >>that for?"> >>> >> Tarzan replied, "check
for
squirrel.">
2007-06-21
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