>> When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was > >>very
attracted to him,> >> and during her questions about his life, she
asked him
how he had sex?> >>> >> Tarzan not know sex" he replied.> >>> >> Jane
explained to him what sex was.> >>> >> Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use
knot
hole in trunk of tree."> >>> >> Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have
it all
wrong, but I will show you > >>how to do it properly."> >>> >> She took
off
her clothing and laid down on the ground.> >>> >> "Here" she said,
pointing
to her privates, "you must put it in here."> >>> >> Tarzan removed his
loin
cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,> >> stepped closer to her
and
kicked her in the crotch!> >>> >> Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity.> >>> >> Eventually she managed to grasp for
air and
screamed "What did you do > >>that for?"> >>> >> Tarzan replied, "check
for
squirrel.">
2007-06-21 02:26:31 · 30 answers · asked by FINN 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wouldn't that be similar to a rat up a drainpipe......LOL
2007-06-21 03:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by flathead_farts 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
X A LENT 1
2007-06-21 02:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. If it had been some one I know it would have been a check for an hippopotamus
2007-06-21 02:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by Daedalus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but a reicarnation of the snow white and 7 dwarf (dopey) joke
2007-06-21 04:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah haha....that made me laugh, good one! I'll give ya a star!
2007-06-21 02:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by AndyL1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-06-21 04:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie.
2007-06-21 02:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats funny!
2007-06-21 02:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good 'un, have a star
2007-06-21 05:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star for the prettty n' funny girl!!
2007-06-21 03:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by Derrick Zooolander 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋