All categories - 21 June 2007

its bleeding and its such an evan cut and it hurts so bad! what do i do!?!

2007-06-21 04:35:42 · 10 answers · asked by Taffyx3 1 in First Aid

A software engineer met his end and found himself at the Pearly Gates. The Gatekeeper greeted him and tallied the score. "Your record is pretty good, Mr. Programmer. Your sins and your good deeds just about balance out. Tell you what - you may have your own choice of either Heaven or Hell." The engineer, weary of design tradeoffs and wary of uninformed decisions, asked for more details.

"Sure," replied the Gatekeeper. Here is the elevator. You can ride up and see Heaven and down to see Hell. Take your time and make your choice. But choose wisely, there is no turning back!" So the engineer rode the elevator up and took a look at Heaven. He saw the angels playing on their harps and the beatific look on the faces of the faithful, blissfully flitting back and forth among the clouds. "Well, that looks about like what I expected," he said to himself. "Let's go take a look at the alternative." So he rode down the elevator to the floor labelled "HELL" and looked around there. To his delight he found sandy beaches, beautiful women, snow-capped mountains in the background, and parties going on all over.

Returning to the Gates, he had no problem informing the Gatekeeper of his decision. "Heaven looks fine, but pretty boring to me. Hell is what I have always dreamed of! Let me in." The Gatekeeper handed him an entry pass and the engineer went back down the elevator to take his place in Hell. But to his surprise, the sun had gone out, the snow had melted and the parties were over. There was fire and brimstone, snakepits swarming with vipers, fiends torturing sinners, and devils tormenting babies. "Wait!" he cried as two monsters hauled him off to the chambers of eternal agony.

"What happened to the beach parties, fun and sunshine I saw before?" "Oh," replied the Devil. "That was just the demo."

........... and the moral of the story is: with a good marketing department, you can sell anything

2007-06-21 04:35:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hi. I think we could all us a minute or two to clear our heads of all the religious/spiritual debates. I know I could!

Let's take this time to talk about anything that may be on our minds. It could be anything. We may even learn something new about each other.

I'm a freelance designer and I may be closing the deal on my biggest contract yet on saturday. Wish me luck!

2007-06-21 04:35:24 · 10 answers · asked by Vintage Glamour 6 in Religion & Spirituality

All the universe is so perfect, magnificent and orderly it seems one could easeily lose their perfectly sound mind and say this could not all have happened by chance and ask what type energertics were used for the BIG BANG.

2007-06-21 04:35:21 · 6 answers · asked by james h 2 in Physics

I seem to see it used in dried fruit which I love. Do I have to give it up?

2007-06-21 04:35:15 · 4 answers · asked by bubblelator 4 in Other - Environment

mine is blue

2007-06-21 04:34:57 · 35 answers · asked by ipodlady231 7 in Polls & Surveys

Please help me put a name to this song :) THis song was sung on matilda.. and Ice age: It goes like this ummahway ummahway I will like to hold my.... Ummahway
I know this is not a lot to go off of but there has to be someone who knows the artists of this song and the name

thanks

2007-06-21 04:34:52 · 6 answers · asked by bubblebee 2 in Other - Music

2007-06-21 04:34:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

ok me and my friends are having a 4th of july sleepover-movie marathon. i was wondering what are some good "chick flicks" or just good movies && what are they about.

thx ♥emily jane♥

2007-06-21 04:34:52 · 12 answers · asked by emily 3 in Movies

I have a question to ask about the Lutheran religion. If your baby is baptized Lutheran do the god parents have to be of the Lutheran religion also? I know it is with Catholics, but I am not sure with the Lutheran religion.

2007-06-21 04:34:47 · 6 answers · asked by working gal 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-21 04:34:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Botany

Can anyone Please help give me some ideas (hopefully organic) that can help cut down on the amount of grasshoppers eating my garden before we can??

2007-06-21 04:34:39 · 1 answers · asked by azdrummaker 1 in Garden & Landscape

So Gerry was in London yesterday and a thief had it off with his wallet. Sadly his wallet contained treasured photos of Maddie. The press today are reporting the thief to be a callous person of low moral standing. Wonder if the thief lost has lost his four year old daughter after leaving her alone whilst nipping out for a quick drink and some grub at the pub.

2007-06-21 04:34:35 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

I'm OK with this... Like Abraham is the father of faith.

Who stepped off the Arc as father of RedsStaters.

2007-06-21 04:34:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

what if there was no money

2007-06-21 04:34:22 · 9 answers · asked by Destiny 4 in Psychology

Its hard not to notice all of the statements referring to Muslims as terrorists. Well, Muslims are not terrorists. SOME Muslims are terrorists just as there are SOME Christians, Jews, Hindus and pretty much any other kind of practitioner of faith who are terrorists. Religion does not drive people to carry out terrorism. Terrorism is usually rooted in cultural/political issues. This is especially true for Muslim terrorists. In fact Al-Qaeda has hijacked many cultural/political conflicts transforming them into their own Perverted Version of Jihad (despite what the clumsy media implies, Jihad is not holy war). Being that groups such as Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah, PLO carry out terrorism as part of political agenda over a religious one, Why is Islamic Terrorism such a popular subject in the R/S section? Terrorist leaders will use Islam to justify their actions but they tell these lies because it promotes their cause.

2007-06-21 04:34:03 · 9 answers · asked by Yahoo Sucks 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Liberal news slant and editorial bias permeate and dominate most major news papers, broadcast networks, and PBS. So, why do they want to kill one of the only national media outlets for Conservative opinion? Do they really believe in freedom of speech and expression on the whole or only when it promotes their agenda?

2007-06-21 04:33:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

I work in a home that cares for the elderly and I have recently found out that 1 of the residents has MRSA.I am a domestic (cleaner) at the home and not 1 team leader or manager has told me what guide lines I shold be following,for the safety of everyone else and myself.How do i stand as a member of staff and I am also 26 weeks pregnant and can this effect my un-born baby?What should I do?

2007-06-21 04:33:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

Do you change it often? Is it ANNOYING to others? ;)

2007-06-21 04:33:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 04:33:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Does anyone know WHAT the difference is between a Family Practice doctor and a General Interal Medicine doctor? Just curious as my doc is a GI and her partner is Family Practice..just wondering..

2007-06-21 04:33:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

2007-06-21 04:32:57 · 6 answers · asked by swept away 1 in Quotations

I usually do two in a row, and think something must be wrong with me if I do three! However, once I did four, and I nearly wanted to call an ambulance!!

My mom, on the other hand, can be a marathon sneezer! She'll do at least 3, and you'll think she's done and she'll do 3 or 4 more, or even more!! By the time of the seventh "bless you," I'm just saying, "Now STOP that!"

So, what is YOUR record for sneezes in a row?!? And NO exaggerating just to get points!

2007-06-21 04:32:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

next week i will be traveling on an airplane and i am not sure if i can bring my liquid- consistency lip gloss on the plane with the whole no liquids thing. if you know please tell. thanks!

2007-06-21 04:32:31 · 7 answers · asked by katiepoo 2 in Air Travel

I just read a post in which someone said that Paris Hilton is admired for being rich and sexy. I also once read the response of a Bush defender who mentioned the fact that Bush belongs to a prominent family, as if that were a virtue in itself. The only reason why Paris Hilton and George W. Bush are rich is because they were born to wealthy parents. I'm not saying that being rich is a bad thing, but I also don't think it's something to be admired if the person in question didn't actually WORK for the money. Paris Hilton and George W. Bush are merely enjoying the fruits of their ancestors' labor. Since when did being born rich become a virtue?

2007-06-21 04:32:25 · 8 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Celebrities

DNA testing has shown that Ashkenazi Jews are ethnically Middle Eastern. So why do they look so much more like Northern Europeans than do Sephardic Jews and other Middle Easterners?

2007-06-21 04:32:12 · 15 answers · asked by Steven J 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-06-21 04:31:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-06-21 04:31:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

Just wondering, because I am moving to Greensboro,NC in the fall.

2007-06-21 04:31:41 · 4 answers · asked by LuvnMeAlwayz 2 in Other - United States