These are suggestions for women responding to pick up lines:
'Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.'
'Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??'
'He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"
'Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it'
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot'
'Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore'
'Male: So what do you do for a living?
Female: Female impersonator.'
'Male: "Is this seat empty?"
Female: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
'Male: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Female: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
2007-06-20
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