The flight attendant, suggested, he can use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were 3 buttons marked: WW PP ATR.
He disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!
"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom !!"
So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
Something happened and he woke up in the hospital,
Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "You pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2007-06-12
09:43:10
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