All categories - 7 June 2007

A young couple got married and they had never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be having some difficulty.

Finally, he starts to undress. When he takes off his pants, she notices that his knees are deeply pockmarked and scarred. So his wife says, "What happened to you?"

The man says, "When I was young, I had the Kneezles."

He then takes of his socks and his wife sees that his toes are all mangled and deformed. "Hmmm, well what happened to your feet?"

"When I was a young boy, I had Tolio."

So, finally the man takes off his shorts and the woman replies, "Don't tell me . Smallcox, right?"

2007-06-07 06:35:16 · 14 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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prince of wales and lady diana limited edition wedding plates?

2007-06-07 06:35:15 · 8 answers · asked by Vix 2 in Royalty

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favourite metallica, godsmack, staind, disturbed, or ozzy song?

what does the song remind you of? trying to make a music video and need a place to start. i do give best answer.

2007-06-07 06:35:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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Once upon a time, there was a ____________________________________________ and they lived happily ever after.

2007-06-07 06:35:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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Why do i get bright orange mold in my used coffee grounds in just a day or two? What is the cause?

How do I fix this problem, is it cause the tap water has a weird mineral in it? Why?

2007-06-07 06:35:05 · 11 answers · asked by scallywag468 1 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

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competing with nooo song what do we do help need asap...?

Hi my friend and i are going to compete in districts and can't find a good song for just the two of us. We're both girls and our vocal range is alto. We perferably don't want to do anything from an overdone musical but are looking for suggestions.
Duet Musical Theatre Rules: The musical theatre selection must come from a musical theatre production which has been written and produced for the musical theatre stage.
No medleys or screenplays are allowed. Each selection may contain dialogue and each participant must be actively involved in the musical selection.
The performer MUST use non-vocal musical accompaniment which can be live or taped unless expressly written to be performed without musical accompaniment. and CAN'T exceed 5 min.

if you have any suggestions please respond THANX TO ALL.

2007-06-07 06:35:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

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Like, OMG...my BFF is like Ur BF is telling TMI...do you think??

i could be pregnant??

2007-06-07 06:34:57 · 24 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Best conditioner for moisterizing??

i straighten my hair alot..ik its bad lol

2007-06-07 06:34:44 · 10 answers · asked by Dolly Levi 1 in Hair

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i have a pet snake does that mean i have the devil in a cage?

2007-06-07 06:34:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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my dog is on steriods?

My dog got a steriod injection and is on steriod tablets from monday passed, she is peeing every half hour and not just a dribble, is this normal.

2007-06-07 06:34:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

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OK atheist but can you deny our basic nature?

The scripture says when Adam fell it envoked the curse of sin meaning every person born afterwards would be born with a sin nature. What the bible is describing is a nature that is in total rebellion against God 24 hours a day seven days a week. This rebellion generates desires to do evil things like rape, shedding innocent blood, stealing, etc.
It is called the Sin Nature and according to the bible it is not even able to subject itself to God and sometimes it overwhelms the person causing dilemmas like good people snapping and comitting horroble acts. You ARE able to ask God to come coexist inside of you and give you power to resist this sin nature and find health, peace and heaven too. Dosen't that at least make sense?

2007-06-07 06:34:40 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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with the red sox latest slide, could this be the beginning of the end ??

meaning the end of the curse of the bambino and the beginning of the curse of the rocket ?? the rocket is scheduled to come back this saturday (if he can get his groin together) ??
i know the bosox won it all a few years ago and billy buckner and company were forgiven but can you imagine another curse, another 100 years .
OH THE HORROR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. i know it has only been 4 games

2007-06-07 06:34:32 · 17 answers · asked by johnny z 5 in Baseball

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Are there any romance novels without the description of sex?

I'm looking for something for my niece. She tried picking up Twilight by Stephanie Meyer but didn't like it. Any other suggestions?

2007-06-07 06:34:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

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What happened to Beebs?

I miss her.

2007-06-07 06:34:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

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Are you rejoicing now that you can block trolls?

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-d8pH0dcoRKeB12yOcnUQp.9VCFos?p=22822

2007-06-07 06:34:18 · 4 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

2007-06-07 06:34:17 · 9 answers · asked by Cold hearted b*tch 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you Believe in Tarvaris Jackson?

The vikings QB

I think there running game will only get better with Adrian Peterson. And I think there defense is already solid.

but Jackson gets no hype, how good is he? and does he have good WRs to throw 2? If they can get thier passing game going they are a playoff team in my eyes.

2007-06-07 06:34:14 · 16 answers · asked by ImaGman 5 in Football (American)

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what is bum loob?

2007-06-07 06:33:57 · 4 answers · asked by qaiys A 2 in Trivia