A young couple got married and they had never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be having some difficulty.
Finally, he starts to undress. When he takes off his pants, she notices that his knees are deeply pockmarked and scarred. So his wife says, "What happened to you?"
The man says, "When I was young, I had the Kneezles."
He then takes of his socks and his wife sees that his toes are all mangled and deformed. "Hmmm, well what happened to your feet?"
"When I was a young boy, I had Tolio."
So, finally the man takes off his shorts and the woman replies, "Don't tell me . Smallcox, right?"
2007-06-07 06:35:16 · 14 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol poor girl thats why you should always sample the milk before you buy the cow LOL
2007-06-07 06:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by Smokey. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ag shame. That's bad. Very funny though. Hey can I have 10 points pleeeeaaase!
2007-06-07 06:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-06-07 06:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by dreamgirl542 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just know these are gonna get passed around at work tomorrow
2007-06-07 09:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by Cannon Nivram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let;z just say that u have done funnier ones! and this is well..... keep up wit the funny one'z cuz i look 4 them!
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2007-06-07 06:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by Bre♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-06-07 06:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-07 06:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by anniemogolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That's so funny!!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-06-07 07:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by Yahoo Man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow funny and dirty i love it
2007-06-07 06:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, how sad. :D very funny, though.
2007-06-07 07:22:00 · answer #10 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋