All categories - 15 May 2007

2007-05-15 15:20:37 · 17 answers · asked by how i see it 1 in Football (American)

A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, “Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients."

"Yes, sir..." answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ole, how was your day?"

Ole tells him he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol."

"Bravo! Ya, Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him Maalox, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"

And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.
"
I put eye drops in her eyes."

2007-05-15 15:20:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 15:20:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-05-15 15:20:22 · 13 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am wondering if this procedure is helpful to remove scars and what is the down time. Any information at all would help.

2007-05-15 15:20:20 · 1 answers · asked by sunshine 3 in Skin Conditions

Mine is hiding under the bed right now....


"Hey! Chickendog... come out come out... !"

.... oh brother....

2007-05-15 15:19:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 15:19:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am skinny, but i have a small belly bulge and it is so annoying! crunches and situps don't work! how do i get rid of it???

2007-05-15 15:19:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-15 15:19:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or is it just a bunch or corny re-enactments?

2007-05-15 15:19:41 · 14 answers · asked by Lindsey G 5 in Polls & Surveys

For about 6 months my eyebrow hairs have been falling out at first i tried Moisteriser, then Vitamin E oil , then Almond oil. The doctor i saw yesterday gave me Canestan anti fungal cream to apply twise a day for two weeks, im just conscerned because by rubbing the cream in it is causing more hair loss. Has any one else ever had this problem?.

2007-05-15 15:19:40 · 3 answers · asked by ஐButterfly Effectஐ 5 in Skin Conditions

2007-05-15 15:19:36 · 11 answers · asked by mchlmybelle 6 in Alternative Medicine

My wedding dress is quite a low cut and I am hoping to find a bra that will support me well and also be hidden. Any ideas??

2007-05-15 15:19:32 · 10 answers · asked by Starlet 1 in Weddings

ive heard this many times but how?

2007-05-15 15:19:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Optical

2007-05-15 15:19:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please tell me what the bodies of water are; i need at least two of them for my project. tell me where i can find them, are they in a hot or cold desert, and what kind. any info would be helpful!!!thanks!

2007-05-15 15:19:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-05-15 15:19:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anthony H 1 in Baseball

2007-05-15 15:18:52 · 1 answers · asked by ashish 1 in History

Fundamentalist Christian
Liberal Christian
Moderate Christian
Right Wing Christian
Evangelical Christian

if not any of the above... then what 'labels' that are popular would you be comfortable with?

2007-05-15 15:18:51 · 12 answers · asked by Zezo Zeze Zadfrack 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-15 15:18:48 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

every one on my dads side of the family is crazy and the only people they love is my dads bros and sises. us as the grandakids they hate us they drive me CRAZY. i want to know how to get out of the family

2007-05-15 15:18:47 · 8 answers · asked by askharley 2 in Family

2007-05-15 15:18:43 · 4 answers · asked by Jake F 1 in Football (American)

2007-05-15 15:18:41 · 3 answers · asked by jonathan k 1 in Football (American)

2007-05-15 15:18:14 · 6 answers · asked by funk4lfe 1 in Video & Online Games

can a .270 kill a cougar if i were to run into one

2007-05-15 15:17:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

Except for when we are having real sex most people can get off by rubbing it with a hand, so why do we care whose flesh we rub it against if all it takes is a fleshy tingle to get it off?

2007-05-15 15:17:57 · 8 answers · asked by d4d9er 5 in Polls & Surveys

what should we call a person who always talks about god

2007-05-15 15:17:43 · 28 answers · asked by WINKS 1 in Philosophy

2007-05-15 15:17:39 · 4 answers · asked by Gene H 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-05-15 15:17:32 · 11 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

i dont want to spend too much, but i do want something good

2007-05-15 15:17:07 · 21 answers · asked by BlanketyBlank 4 in Beer, Wine & Spirits