A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, “Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients."
"Yes, sir..." answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ole, how was your day?"
Ole tells him he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol."
"Bravo! Ya, Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him Maalox, sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"
And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.
"
I put eye drops in her eyes."
2007-05-15 15:20:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that was great
2007-05-16 11:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10
2007-05-15 15:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
2007-05-15 15:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehe. he must be from a foreign land.
2007-05-15 15:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's going to be a good doctor
lol ^_^
2007-05-15 22:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! he must be very literal
XD
2007-05-15 15:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! clueless!
2007-05-15 19:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you nutter that was funny.
2007-05-15 16:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
hilarious!!!
2007-05-18 03:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! ..........and then? LOL.
2007-05-16 09:35:00 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋