Heard a bleeping sound,
The American pressed his arm and the bleep stopped,
"That was my pager,
I have a microchip in my arm",
A phone rings
British man puts his palm to his ear,
"That was my mobile,
I have a microchip in my hand"
Irish man not to be outdone, went to the toilet,
and came back with toilet paper hanging from his ar*e.
The others stared at him......
"Byjasus" said the Irish man,
"Will you look at that, I'm getting a fax.
;-)
2007-05-12
02:15:15
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