Heard a bleeping sound,
The American pressed his arm and the bleep stopped,
"That was my pager,
I have a microchip in my arm",
A phone rings
British man puts his palm to his ear,
"That was my mobile,
I have a microchip in my hand"
Irish man not to be outdone, went to the toilet,
and came back with toilet paper hanging from his ar*e.
The others stared at him......
"Byjasus" said the Irish man,
"Will you look at that, I'm getting a fax.
;-)
2007-05-12 02:15:15 · 39 answers · asked by BLING 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious. That was really good. Well done.
2007-05-12 02:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
That! is the way to start my day!
10+ out of 10 and a star!
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2007-05-12 02:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Im an English girl...i have a thing for American men. xD
2016-04-01 07:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see the point in making it a 3 socialites joke.
2007-05-12 04:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by muckaproductions 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahah 10/10 loved it, needed a good laugh
thanks.
2007-05-12 02:24:33 · answer #5 · answered by reene 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just switch the Brit with the Irishman, and you'll have it right!
2007-05-12 02:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by gortamor 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
HaHa
2007-05-12 02:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by gulfbreeze8 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I think that joke is really funny!!!
2007-05-12 06:17:41 · answer #8 · answered by territinsel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny........... but you did something REALLY WRONG!!! it's not Irishman... he's called....
Paddy Irishman!!!!! i live in N.ireland and this as a fact!!! he has to be Paddy Irishman, Englishman and Scottish man lol
But good joke there!!! :L
2007-05-12 02:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by Irish Lady 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats great,heres a star
2007-05-12 02:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋