All categories - 5 May 2007

2007-05-05 14:25:19 · 4 answers · asked by Heidii_Palmer 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-05-05 14:25:15 · 8 answers · asked by Ismaily Rules 4 in Languages

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."

2007-05-05 14:24:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-05 14:24:54 · 5 answers · asked by ryan b 1 in Cooking & Recipes

but I dont make enough cash to raise a kid by myself - not to mention he said it's gonna be a GIRL!
any thoughts on how to aproach this?????

2007-05-05 14:23:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-05 14:23:49 · 12 answers · asked by jam 1 in Diet & Fitness

Did you take your dog to obedience classes?

2007-05-05 14:23:47 · 16 answers · asked by Trouble's Mama 5 in Dogs

keys?

(*grins*)

2007-05-05 14:23:43 · 36 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

rock, paper, or scissors.....

2007-05-05 14:23:39 · 14 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

Again this question is for anti-homeschool people who are pro public school and graduated from public school.
We homeschool and graduated from public school. We are amazed at the things we did not learn in public school. We are learning them now as we teach.

2007-05-05 14:23:39 · 15 answers · asked by Willis B 2 in Home Schooling

2007-05-05 14:22:55 · 7 answers · asked by Chef dad 3 in Polls & Surveys

would u be....

2007-05-05 14:22:54 · 14 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

I woke up today and all my muscles seem to hurt particularly my lower back muscles oddly enough i have felt very light headed and defenitly not myself does anyone have any input on this

2007-05-05 14:22:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

2007-05-05 14:22:33 · 6 answers · asked by kiki c 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

does anyone remember a tv programme that came on bbc2 fridays 9pm about two people trying to get fired from their jobs as quick as possible the one to win gets paid for the day an English programme

2007-05-05 14:22:32 · 2 answers · asked by Rufus121 2 in Television

if you delete me why are youi hanging around---i need to know how to blow these people off my page?

2007-05-05 14:22:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-05-05 14:22:25 · 10 answers · asked by Fang 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 14:22:09 · 5 answers · asked by Derchin 6 in Fish

Well is 180ft deep. Also have iron/magnesium filter tank(not a water softener) attached to main line to house. What is the recommended pressure for this size system?

2007-05-05 14:22:09 · 2 answers · asked by KDB/NY 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-05-05 14:22:09 · 5 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

hey everyone. i have something i wanna get off my chest.

here's the deal: i am a latter-day saint (mormon). as a mormon, i believe that jesus christ is the son of God and the savior. and i am taught to strive to be like him every day. i pray in his name every single day....but despite all this, i have people who tell me that i am not christian.

now i'm not wanting anyone to copy and paste some 1,000 word article about my beliefs telling me how i'm "not a christian". i don't want you to tell me that i believe lies. in fact that is exactly what i am talking about...

why do people have to TELL others what they are? and tell others that they are "wrong"? i mean, i know who i am and what i believe in. you don't know me, so why judge? if i believe i am a christian, then shouldn't that be good enough?
why do others get to tell me that i am not?

it just depresses me to see people judge me like that. i feel like they'll never accept me. why do people have to judge others?

2007-05-05 14:22:04 · 25 answers · asked by Dee 3 in Religion & Spirituality

With their stupid handshakes, they always look like they're touching each other in the wrong spots. Also, I've seen Manny wear # 34 wristbands many times. (4 those who don't know, Manny is # 24, and Ortiz is # 34)

2007-05-05 14:22:02 · 17 answers · asked by yankeejet1410 3 in Baseball

2007-05-05 14:21:39 · 53 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Phil. 4:4-9

I understand this is some sort of "inner" peace, but how would you explain this concept?

2007-05-05 14:21:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-05 14:21:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-05-05 14:21:27 · 17 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7 in Polls & Surveys

But why then, when even a funny, mild, non-offensive comment or question is posted about Christians, you get all butt hurt?

I've seen many funny, offensive questions about Wiccans that make me chuckle.

2007-05-05 14:21:22 · 12 answers · asked by Axe 4 in Religion & Spirituality

i always fail....

2007-05-05 14:21:17 · 10 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 14:21:11 · 14 answers · asked by Gilp 2 in Football (American)