why is it so hard to find jeans that don't make you look like you have a croutch when you sit down?

Answer 1

Here is a website on what types of jeans flatter types of body types: Maybe you do not have the right type of jean for your body.

Full Figures

What to Avoid: High-waisted and tapered jeans are not your friends.

Boyish Figures

What to Avoid: Baggy jeans will swallow up a straight figure.
What to Look For: Jeans that sit at your waist and taper in the legs will create volume and curves.
What to Look For: Relaxed fit jeans that sit below your waist will create an hourglass shape.

Apple Shapes

What to Avoid: Low-rise jeans will only create spilling over the waistband.
What to Look For: Straight leg jeans that sit at your waist will make your body look more proportional.

Pear Shapes

What to Avoid: Jeans that taper will make your hips look wider.
What to Look For: Straight or wide-leg jeans that sit just above the hip line will give your body more balance.

Short Legs

What to Avoid: Trudging around in superlong jeans looks sloppy.
What to Look For: Boot cut or flared jeans will lengthen your legs and maintain some flare after being shortened.

Long Legs

What to Avoid: Jeans with too short a rise or inseam will make you look awkward.
What to Look For: Tapered jeans accentuate long legs, so you're the perfect candidate for the ultra-trendy skinny jeans.

Curvy Figures

What to Avoid: High-waistbands will make you look unevenly proportioned.
What to Look For: Jeans with at least 2 percent stretch in a trouser style or straight leg will showcase your curves.

What's a Good Fit?

▪ When you bend over, your jeans shouldn't gap in the back.
▪ They shouldn't be baggy in the crotch or in the rear.
▪ There shouldn't be lines (pulling) across the crotch area.
▪ Side seams should be straight. If they curve, your jeans are too tight.
▪ You should feel comfortable in them both sitting and standing.

Pocket Rules

▪ Generally, jeans with large pockets will make your rear appear smaller and smaller pockets will increase the size of your backside.

▪ To emphasize a stellar bottom or give a boost to a flat one, choose pockets with flaps, which will give your butt a lift.

Answer 2

Get a size smaller or try a different style of jean all jeans fit differently you just have to shop around. Don't go too small tho then you'll have a problem with camel toes... Hope this helps.

Answer 3

ok well i know what ur talking about i hate that its so annyoing so u know what try getting ur pants a size smaller if that dont work take a little gel then put it on ur pants on the out side and inside the iron the croch part 5 times for 2 sec. then do the same to the inside it always work hpefully it works for u.

Answer 4

whats a croutch ?

Answer 5

Buy jeans from a Latin American clothing outlet they are tight like shrink wrap , nobody will think you have a crotch then.

Answer 6

u have to buy lowrise or ultra low rise. theres only like 2 inches of zipper, and no crotch.