All categories - 5 May 2007

2007-05-05 13:08:56 · 16 answers · asked by I forget 5 in Polls & Surveys

I want find a puppie preferably an italian greyhound mix with a small dog( I want it to be a small puppy when I get it it) . But it needs to be in my area I live in northeastern Arkansas. and since alot of you probably don't know anyone here. Could you suggest any websites

2007-05-05 13:08:54 · 9 answers · asked by Ally Kat 2 in Dogs

2007-05-05 13:08:53 · 9 answers · asked by parviz_ahmadi 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

and I was wondering could anything trigure off a disorder?

2007-05-05 13:08:51 · 4 answers · asked by help 1 in Singles & Dating

Opinions

2007-05-05 13:08:45 · 6 answers · asked by sweetnbitter 3 in Boxing

2007-05-05 13:08:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dallas

It never really has seemed to do anything to me, I don't get it?

2007-05-05 13:08:37 · 22 answers · asked by Wolfpack 3 in Polls & Surveys

One of my favourites.

So, do you WAX?????

Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would dare! Hope you enjoy!
This has to be one of the funniest and most awful scenarios I have ever
heard of... Bless this woman!!!

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now.... The Wax!!

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner;
played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my
mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should do the hair removal thing for
the month?"

So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold
wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in
your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your
leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard
can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but am mechanically inclined enough
that I can figure it out.

*YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together,
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hairdryer
and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my r e a r end (Oh, how this phrase
haunts me!).

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.
OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do
this!!!

Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body
hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!!

With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak
back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop
my p a n t i e s and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the
bikini line, covering the right half of my 'you know what' and stretching down to the
inside of my b u t t cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and
brace myself....

RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!

I'm making noises that only dogs can hear .

Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half
of the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP...

Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath or speak - I have
forgotten how ..

Do I hear crashing drums?????

Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly) After all this I want to
see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused
me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my
triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it!

Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still
perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the
strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my fingers over the most
sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . .

Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do
something, so I put my foot down.

DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.

V? Sealed shut!

B u t t?? Sealed shut!!!

I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and
think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off."

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand
into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should
melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??

WRONG!!!!

I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than then that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilise surgical equipment - I sit.

Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together
is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub.
In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax) So, now
I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what convinced me I
should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely
she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get me undone. It's a very
good conversation starter, "So my b u t t and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!

There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to
hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is
located.

"Are we talking b u t t o c k cheek or is it covering - you know -
Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point) ?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and
she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!

I should be the 'b u t t' of someone else's work-night jokes.

While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with
a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in
hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry
shaving the sticky wax off!!!

By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip
into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand
reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion they give you to remove the
excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY
GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my
friend, but I really don't care!!

"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and
she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to
my grief and despair...

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . .

2007-05-05 13:08:32 · 35 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Plz tell me and tell me how to do it.The one that makes me look hot gets 10 points.

2007-05-05 13:08:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

Is Pantsing considered rape or sexual battery?


If it is, what law says it is?

2007-05-05 13:08:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I plan to go to S.D. this summer and want to go to an expensive Italian restaurant near the beach.

2007-05-05 13:08:23 · 3 answers · asked by Ken C 1 in San Diego

I want to kno the best part of your body for a girl to get a tattoo.

2007-05-05 13:08:22 · 18 answers · asked by mememe 2 in Tattoos

Okay, do you have to take a driving test to get your permit? I didn't think you did...but I don't know for sure. Also, do you have to take Driver's Ed to get your permit or license. I live in IL, by the way...Thanks...Please, only serious answers.

2007-05-05 13:08:21 · 5 answers · asked by JesusLovesMe! 3 in Other - Cars & Transportation

from my local shops, what do you want

2007-05-05 13:08:15 · 27 answers · asked by ausblue 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have a 2000 dodge durango and my turn signals stopped working about 3 days ago. They won't turn on and they went out at the same time. I was told it was a fuse but it turned out to be the radio fuse (which wasn't working either). I tried replacing the fuse anyway but nothing happened. I have also replaced all the bulbs recently because they all burnt out. I am running out of ideas. Does anyone know what else I can do to fix it myself or should I bring it to the dealership?

2007-05-05 13:07:59 · 4 answers · asked by cwp318 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-05-05 13:07:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Will I have a problem with dead reef rock? And how long should I wait to add more fishes. I have a domino damsel and a blue reef chromis now.What product do I use to test water. The person who set up my tank left all these information out due to they want to come once a month for maintance at a high fee.Please is there anyone out there who can help me, I already spent a lot of money just setting the tank up.

2007-05-05 13:07:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

2007-05-05 13:07:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would you change if you were to change anything?

2007-05-05 13:07:30 · 7 answers · asked by T_BIRD 4 in Polls & Surveys

i drive a '99 Pontiac Sunfire coupe, and ever since I get the car two years ago, I have had a problem with some kind of leak. The only time it really appears is after a long rain, and what I find is a large puddle that covers the entire passenger side rear seat and has soaked all the way through the cushion and has pooled in the metal underneath. I've checked all the seals around my rear window and I can't find anywhere that is leaking. I also checked the trunk, which shares space with the rear seat and it is also watertight. I'm thinking of finally just taking the car into a bodyshop to see if they can find anything, but money is a big issue and i was hoping someone here might have an answer for me.

2007-05-05 13:07:26 · 2 answers · asked by Agonistes 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

If you do,who do you tell and why?

2007-05-05 13:07:17 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what does it mean when a guy gives you his number? (online)

2007-05-05 13:07:14 · 11 answers · asked by timeoutll 1 in Singles & Dating

If you have no money down, and your credit score is good (over 700), is 7% good for an 80/20 loan (on the 80% part not the piggyback). I know someone who put 10% down and got 6.25%, but his credit isn't great.

Everytime I google "prime rates" or something like that it's in the high 5's, or low 6's. How do you know what the real rate is?

2007-05-05 13:07:11 · 3 answers · asked by arctanx 2 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-05-05 13:06:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Las Vegas

2007-05-05 13:06:42 · 3 answers · asked by sangria022 1 in Boxing

boxing, May 5th 2007

2007-05-05 13:06:38 · 2 answers · asked by nabello77 1 in Boxing

my jaw hurts when i open it wide on the right side but its not sowleen or anything.it didn't hurt all day when i was cheerleading, just when i think about it and my mom was like, i hope u don't have tmj,
what is tmj???
is it serious??

2007-05-05 13:06:18 · 3 answers · asked by yeahhvolleyballlovexo 1 in Pain & Pain Management

They don't sell the sparkle mod podge at the craft stores in my area. Rather than having to buy online, can I add my own glitter or sparkle? If so, is there a recommended type of glitter or sparkle?

2007-05-05 13:06:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

Or is that just something I should keep to myself? Does he need to know? Should he know? Is it any of his business?

2007-05-05 13:06:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating