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My flight was being served by an obviously gay
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> > > > flight attendant, who
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> > > > seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he
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> > > > served us food and drinks.
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> > > > As the plane prepared to descend, he came
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> > > > swishing down the aisle and
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> > > > told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to
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> > > > announce that he'll be
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> > > > landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
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> > > > people, if you could just
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> > > > put your trays up, that would be super."
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> > > > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
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> > > > well-dressed and rather
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> > > > Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
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> > > > "Perhaps you didn't hear me
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> > > > over those big brute engines but I asked you to
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> > > > raise your trazy-poo, so
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> > > > the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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> > > > She calmly turned her head and said, "In my
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> > > > country, I am called a
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> > > > Princess and I take orders from no one."
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> > > > To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied,
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> > > > without missing a beat,
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> > > > "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a
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> > > > Queen, so I outrank you.
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> > > > Tray-up, *****."
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2007-05-04
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