got any good ones to share?
My flight was being served by an obviously gay
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> > > > flight attendant, who
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> > > > seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he
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> > > > served us food and drinks.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > As the plane prepared to descend, he came
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> > > > swishing down the aisle and
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> > > > told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to
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> > > > announce that he'll be
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> > > > landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
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> > > > people, if you could just
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> > > > put your trays up, that would be super."
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> > > >
> > > > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
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> > > > well-dressed and rather
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> > > > Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
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> > > > "Perhaps you didn't hear me
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> > > > over those big brute engines but I asked you to
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> > > > raise your trazy-poo, so
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> > > > the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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> > > >
> > > > She calmly turned her head and said, "In my
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> > > > country, I am called a
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> > > > Princess and I take orders from no one."
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> > > > To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied,
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> > > > without missing a beat,
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> > > > "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a
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> > > > Queen, so I outrank you.
> > > >
> > > > Tray-up, *****."
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2007-05-04 07:20:24 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ha! i just pictured it in my mind, hands on hips and all, LoL
2007-05-04 07:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am take a trip soon And I hope I get a flight attendant like that. I just love those Queens
2007-05-04 14:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by BeBu 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wahahahahahahahaha
2007-05-04 14:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it. I hope he's the flight attendant on my next flight.
2007-05-04 14:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Yeags 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one still makes me laugh. Some people just think they all that and a bag of chips, don't they, lmao!
2007-05-04 14:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2007-05-04 14:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by Pinky 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Wow...stupidly funny.
2007-05-04 14:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by sakira_starwolf 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay that was great. I'll have to pass that on.
2007-05-04 14:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by kittypurrrrrrr 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard this before on t.v.
2007-05-04 14:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Tazmiamor 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO.
Thats sooo stupid.
2007-05-04 14:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by $#^@*&$^(% 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋