All categories - 29 April 2007

2007-04-29 12:35:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 12:35:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

2007-04-29 12:35:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am 16 years old and my erections have been getting a lot weaker and smaller and thinner and my orgasms are horrible. Why is this happening to me? Ive had it for half a year now

2007-04-29 12:35:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

i need 5 landmarks in montana and some cities from the 1800s.

2007-04-29 12:34:49 · 2 answers · asked by funbirdnerd 2 in Genealogy

I am about to buy a Dell with a AMD Turion X2 TL-50 processor with home basic. Im gonna upgrade it to Windows Vista Ultimate is it a 64 bit processor?( AMD isn't really specific)

2007-04-29 12:34:48 · 2 answers · asked by chriskim_95 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

My friend is trying to tell me my boyfriend has like a std, or somthing. But he donates bloods and stuff so how can he?


Like i thought if you have aids, or somthing
You can't give blood.
Am i not right???


Please help i need to know :[[!!

2007-04-29 12:34:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

i have the food cake present centerpiece and i need to know what are the best games and what else i have to do?

2007-04-29 12:34:40 · 2 answers · asked by cherokee_mary2 1 in Newborn & Baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O3Plt8DyMk

i would go fishing to brad. wouldnt u guys

2007-04-29 12:34:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi.
After watching how Europeans and Asians get all excited about international sporting events such as the Worldcup(Soccer) and the World Baseball Classic(WBC), I felt that most people in the U.S don't really care that much about international sporting events. The Worldcup takes place somewhere in the world every 4 years and the World Baseball Classic took place here in the U.S last year, but the TV ratings for both were low in the U.S. The olympics may be considered as an exception, but still, it's lower than that of the TV ratings of Superbowl and Nascar.

#1. Do you think that the U.S doesn't really care that much about international matches?

#2. If so, do you think this is because Americans don't link sporting events to nationalism? (For example, people can think 'how the heck does that have anything to do with nationalism'?)

#3. Do you think the U.S is rather more interested in domestic affairs and events because it is the World Super Power?

2007-04-29 12:34:26 · 3 answers · asked by recalcitrant99 1 in Other - Sports

Or just throw it on raw and dry? Haven't used the stuff before.

2007-04-29 12:34:21 · 4 answers · asked by anonymous_billy 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-04-29 12:33:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Sanjaya's parents names.....(no serious answers please)

(p.s. this came from my daughter.)

2007-04-29 12:33:53 · 9 answers · asked by Bobbi 5 in Polls & Surveys

um I am not Catholic and dont know much about the culture yet I go to a Catholic school. can someone please help me out here I am doing a project on tha sacrament of the sick and if u know the answers to these questions then please tell.: What does the Catholic Church teach about this sacrament?What happens to the individual/a who recieve this sacrament? What role does "grace" play?(the theology of the Sacrament )What is it? What does it accompllish? Where did it originate from? thank you so much : ps if u know were I can find out please do tell. thanks again

2007-04-29 12:33:37 · 3 answers · asked by Me 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-29 12:33:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

They say some men spank women with their hairbrush because they want women to be reminded (when they brush their hair daily) not to act up or be disobedient. Is your man like that?

2007-04-29 12:33:08 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of the season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven on this holy day."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a holy candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates. "Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells"

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

"What do these symbolize?" Saint Peter asked.

The man replied, "They're Carol's"

2007-04-29 12:33:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-29 12:32:59 · 7 answers · asked by TVC15 2 in Words & Wordplay

why/why not?

2007-04-29 12:32:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After the Virginia tech shootings and all the killings in Iraq, global warming, and the ozone layer who knows if humans will live in 100 years.

2007-04-29 12:32:50 · 6 answers · asked by savannah_kerr122 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

does anyone know what country the last name "Avalon" comes from?
kay thanks :]

2007-04-29 12:32:49 · 3 answers · asked by ashley 1 in Genealogy

Hi,

I have decided to try and learn a new language but I am after a challenge.

What do you think is the hardest language to learn? Do you know of any beginner websites for this lanugage?

Thanks

2007-04-29 12:32:35 · 37 answers · asked by footynutguy 4 in Languages

My PC is broken and still having RAM issues. It may be the RAM, but as is new and suddenly reporting wrong, plus all previous RAM issues with it, I'm hoping is the mb.
Want to fix it, sell it and buy a nice one BH Monday.

2007-04-29 12:32:31 · 3 answers · asked by The Mole 4 in Desktops

Let us briefly run through the politics of the religious right, just so the comparison will be fresh in our memory. Christian conservatives believe firmly in God, country, and family. Self-sufficiency and rugged individualism are highly esteemed qualities; people should pull themselves up their own bootstraps. Becoming rich is a keen goal and almost universally admired. Taxes are seen as a curse. Social programs for the poor are a waste of tax-payers' money, and the sort of people on those programs are lazy and given to crime. As for criminals, they should feel the full force of the law, and that goes for international criminals as well. A nation should deal with its enemies from a position of strength, and should never be afraid to let them feel the full force of its military might. Guns are good, sex is bad.

2007-04-29 12:32:30 · 11 answers · asked by soldier_of_god 2 in Politics

2007-04-29 12:32:27 · 7 answers · asked by shadowboxer78 2 in Trying to Conceive

2007-04-29 12:32:09 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

solve the system of 3 equations:

x+2y+3z=0
2x+3y+2z=3
-x+y+2z=-2

I asked this one earlier but wasn't exactly looking for the answer, I really need to know how to do this... I get lost with the books explanation (Gauss Method) and need some real help.

2007-04-29 12:31:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-04-29 12:31:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

I need to get a medical alert bracelet for my diabetes!
But the most it can cost is like $70. and I would like it to be mostly if not all metal so it can be waterproof. (because I'll be going with a water park like everyday in the summer). But I dont want anyone made with beads.... I don't really care if it is a necklace or bracelet

2007-04-29 12:31:36 · 9 answers · asked by Ally Kat 2 in Fashion & Accessories

I do not understand why I love someone who abused me emotionally and verbally in front of my kids. Please someone tell me why this could be. I was not brought up in a abusive home. How can I love someone like this?

2007-04-29 12:31:11 · 18 answers · asked by shelly 1 in Marriage & Divorce