A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
2007-04-29 12:35:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Will u gimme a star if u like it?Thanx
2007-04-29 12:39:57 · update #1
hahahahahahaha
funny funny funny
GOLD star GOLD star GOLD star
Luv'd it!!
2007-04-29 12:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait a minute... I just turned 54! Are you really the pool boy?
2007-04-29 19:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by Ret. Sgt. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you the star even though this joke reminds me of 2 reasons why I hate math!
2007-04-29 19:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 19:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Treated his life.
2007-04-29 19:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by Snickers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
that's great
lol
very funny
2007-04-29 19:38:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can u repeat the question?
2007-04-29 19:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Zet-Let and Dezserret here! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that was funny!yup you get a star..
2007-04-30 00:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by gutter_flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was funny!
2007-04-29 19:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by *chick_in_need_of_help* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-29 19:52:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋