Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of the season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven on this holy day."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a holy candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates. "Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells"
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
"What do these symbolize?" Saint Peter asked.
The man replied, "They're Carol's"
2007-04-29 12:33:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow this is really funny i just had gave you a star because this is really good and plus it is worth a star lol 10/10.
2007-04-30 12:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY! LOL! I LIKE-Y
but isn't it a little early for christmas jokes?
star anyway though. ITs still funny!
2007-04-30 10:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Javgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 03:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 12:38:03 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahahah no way same joke i put on not long ago but you have more stars and comments ....ahahahahha have a look on mine i,l give you a star lol
2007-04-29 12:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA You have been starred!
2007-04-29 12:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by Katykins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let us observe a minute's silence to commemorate the death of this joke....
2007-04-29 12:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA lol.....that was definetely one of the best jokes ive heard in a while thanks for the laugh haha heres your star :)
2007-04-29 12:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that IS funny star for you
2007-04-29 12:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by utchick128 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
great
lol
very funny
star-worthy
2007-04-29 12:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋