All categories - 9 April 2007

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

2007-04-09 11:17:04 · 15 answers · asked by CherrySunshine 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you think I'm overweight?

Okay.....I'm 5'4 and 98 pounds....I think I'm fat but not really sure. What do you think? Am I normal or overweight?

2007-04-09 11:17:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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You can bash me all you want for my last Q, but did you put yourself in MY shoes before you did?

What if your HUSBAND never wanted to spend any time with you? What if he hung out with YOUR children all the time on the weekends and never said, "Hey, honey, let's spend some "couple" time together?

Just because my boyfriends kids aren't mine, don't take me for a bimbo who is selfish and shallow.
We both work all week, and I don't even get home until 9:00pm every night....the weekends are ALL we have, unless we just want a quick bang and then "good night".........

I'm NOT a selfish person.....the kids and I do a lot together, and I don't resent them....I DO resent that I cook and clean and pay bills and basically run the whole house but I can't get any appreciatetion for it.....what the hell is wrong with me wanting some "grown-up" time with him?

And I'm sorry, but HE can go on weekend fishing trips without me or the kids, but he can't take ONE DAMN WEEKEND to make some time for just the two of us?

2007-04-09 11:16:58 · 3 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

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Workout Tips?

How do I look forward to my workouts?! I get in such ruts. I try to switch the videos up, but it doesn't help. Then I think of the prize. That doesn't help either. I am not in any sports, nor do I want to join them. And does anyone know about the new dancing witht the stars workout dvd?

2007-04-09 11:16:51 · 2 answers · asked by Jess 1 in Swimming & Diving

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Now that Datsyuk is signed?

who do you think the Redwings will release?

I think it should be lang he is past his prime and the wings need to resign Zetterberg and Markov. plus it would allow bertuzzi to say who i think is better then Lang.

2007-04-09 11:16:43 · 9 answers · asked by hooah89d 4 in Hockey

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Do you agree with this statement????

All life possesses, or is part of, spirit. The spirit is more "distinct" or "unique" in the case of higher organisms.

2007-04-09 11:16:39 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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What is implied if the notion that multiple universes exist in different dimensions is correct?

2007-04-09 11:16:36 · 5 answers · asked by K 5 in Astronomy & Space

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girls only plz!!! inportant?

my friend said girls like men who pluck their eyebrows is this true plz. answer truely

2007-04-09 11:16:29 · 10 answers · asked by dude 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

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How many times can the U.S. Currency be folded back and forth before tearing?

2007-04-09 11:16:27 · 3 answers · asked by Logan M 1 in Other - Business & Finance

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How to say sorry to my dad... I want to live with him?

A few months ago I wrote a letter to my dad. I told him how much I hated him for splitting up our family, and for just being a low-lifed dirtbag. My parents split years and years ago. I live with my mom, but 2 years ago we moved. I hate it down here. I had to leave all of my friends and I've made friends here... but they just aren't the same. I want to move in with my dad because that's where I want to be. But how can I say sorry... he was pretty hurt by my letter, and I have refused to talk to him since. What can I do for him to forgive me?

2007-04-09 11:16:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

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Any Elvis fans ?

I am doing this project for school it's on elvis, and i need music for it. Which of his songs is the best ?

I was thinking maybe hound dog jailhouse rock or heartbreak hotel maybe love me tender? What do you guys think i should use?

2007-04-09 11:16:19 · 6 answers · asked by nobody 5 in Music

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LIfe Support?

This was previously posted but with little good response......

2. Here in Pittsburgh, a young pregnant woman suffering from malignant brain cancer has a Pennsylvania living will. She has become comatose and can no longer communicate, but made it clear before her coma that she did not want to be kept alive, or have her baby kept alive, if she could not live to mother it. She is only eight weeks pregnant, but her doctors feel they can keep her alive until the baby is viable. Her husband has petitioned to withdraw her life support; her parents, who want a grandchild, are opposed; the doctors/hospital is refusing to withdraw life support without a court order. You are the judge; how do you rule, and why?

2007-04-09 11:16:06 · 8 answers · asked by carol w 2 in Law & Ethics

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If you were NOT living now, what time period would you choose, if you could, and why?

What would you do for a living? What country would you live in? What gender would you be?

2007-04-09 11:15:52 · 6 answers · asked by YRofTexas 6 in History

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What do you think of this joke?

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."

The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"

The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."

2007-04-09 11:15:48 · 9 answers · asked by CherrySunshine 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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How many times can the U.S. Currency be folded back and forth before tearing?

2007-04-09 11:15:32 · 1 answers · asked by Logan M 1 in Economics

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favorite color and why!?

2007-04-09 11:15:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is a good snack for a teenager to eat after school???

What is a healthy and tasty snack for a teenager to eat after school that is super easy to make????

2007-04-09 11:15:26 · 6 answers · asked by :) 1 in Other - Food & Drink

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I am supposed to get married in 6 months and I am having second thoughts and I do not know what to do.?

I have known my fiancee for six years and we met in College. Throughout our college years I was solely committed to him, although he was not the same. He cheated and had other girlfriends (unbeknown to me at those times). We have broken up, gotten back together and now since being engaged... I question one.. if he will be faithful, but most of all... if because I never dated anyone else if I am missing out on someone else. I've always had this friend (a guy) and he's always told me I deserve better and he's always been so sweet to me and we've always talked about being a couple jokingly... and now I wonder. Is it cold feet? I've tried talking to him (my fiancee) and he says that he loves me more than anyone and his commitment of proposing is his end all of all the cheating and it would kill him if we break up now. I don't know what to do... any help would be so greatly appreciated!

2007-04-09 11:15:25 · 17 answers · asked by SmileyAngel 2 in Marriage & Divorce

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Menthol Ciggarettes and the Ozone Layer?

I really doubt it, but does menthol cigarette smoke give off ozone, therefore reversing global warming?
: )

2007-04-09 11:15:23 · 2 answers · asked by tangerinehaar 1 in Environment

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What does the Sanitizer sanitize? Does he do bathrooms?`?

2007-04-09 11:15:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i dont know what to name my new betta fish could you help me?

i got a new betta fish yesterday on easter and i dont know what to name him he is red and so cute please can yo help me choose a name for him? please and thank you

2007-04-09 11:15:18 · 11 answers · asked by azulita 3 in Fish

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I can't find the right word to describe...any help?

I need the word that describes the following:
If I can't be happy, no one else can either. If I don't receive it, no one else gets to have it either. If my dog dies, no one else should have a living dog either.
Does that make sense? I really need a word to describe it! Anyone know? Please! My paper is due tomorrow and I'm stuck.
PS it's not "Selfish".
THANK YOU THANK YOU

2007-04-09 11:15:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay