>A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
>third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
>After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their
>situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well,
>sister, this looks pretty grim."
>
>"I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive
>more than a day or two."
>
>"I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it
>out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
>
>"Anything, Father."
>
>"I have never seen a woman's br*asts and I was wondering if I might
>see yours."
>
>"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do Any harm."
>
>The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
>br*asts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
>
>"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"
>
>She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
>
>"Father, could I ask something of you?"
>
>"Yes, Sister?"
>
>"I have never seen a man's p*nis. Could I see yours?"
>
>"I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
>
>"Oh Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few
>minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge er*ction.
>
>"Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can
>give life."
>
>"Is that true father?"
>
>"Yes, it is, Sister."
>
>"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the
>hell out of here."
2007-03-28
00:28:46
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