All categories - 28 March 2007

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he says."Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"Correct," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're possibly getting Aids"

2007-03-28 19:04:18 · 3 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Every since Ive been gone to visit my mom this week out of town...hes been on myspace and hi5 everyday...when i was at home he was never on there...he would go like months without checking it. I noticed the minute i left he updated his hi5...he doesnt know im on there...in the about me section he put words like "sexual" and "rebel"...he added a bunch of new friends, mostly from his hometown in mexico. On myspace...he asked out a girl on a date a couple of weeks ago...we already talked about it...we were fighting at the time and he didnt meet up with her...i noticed that he had copied and filled out two of her surveys and then posted a bulletin with the subject E- (the girls name is Elizabeth)...and it read 'I have no clue how to contact you and myspace is not helping...' He called me today and joked around and said "I know you are dying to know what im doing while you are gone"..he kept saying that...i said "not really"

2007-03-28 19:04:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

TWO on TWO; best of three and ONE on ONE; best of three. These would be the best of match-ups and would probably draw more than a playoff game in the NBA. Who would win?

2007-03-28 19:04:04 · 4 answers · asked by chesne 1 in Basketball

k, this is a really gross story, but check it out. it was the last day of my period, and i usually dont bleed at all, but i put a tampon in, just to be safe. to make a long story short, i ended up getting trashed that night and sleeping with a guy. the next day i had like a really watery discharge and it smelled really bad. well i ended up finding the 2 day old tampon and taking it out.(yuck) i thought that would be the end of it smelling and the end of the discharge, but it wasnt. could i have an std or could it just be bits of the tampon left in me? i know this is nasty, but i really need to know! thanks.

2007-03-28 19:03:47 · 13 answers · asked by billiegirl7 1 in STDs

shes never cheated on me or anything she just lives over an hour away and goes to a different school....and i catch her in little lies (not anything big or meaningful) every now and then. even though they are little lies it is so much worse when she lives far away.......i try to trust her but i have somewhat of an issue with that myself......what should i do? am i being controlling?

2007-03-28 19:03:46 · 13 answers · asked by thedsmguru 2 in Marriage & Divorce

what's better ...being miserable alone or miserable with a mate ?

2007-03-28 19:03:42 · 6 answers · asked by brother_nature_2006 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-28 19:03:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thailand

2007-03-28 19:03:16 · 15 answers · asked by sunny 1 in Singles & Dating

If I wanted to troll Christians they would be too "christian" to defend themselves.
If I want to troll the Atheists most of them are too young or unintelligent to make it a challenge.
thats at least 80% of this board.Trolls can go uncontested.

what do you think?

2007-03-28 19:03:13 · 13 answers · asked by rich b 2 in Religion & Spirituality

i love for my husband to pull my hair and talk nasty to me its such a turnon how bout u

2007-03-28 19:03:09 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Friends

I'm trying to create simple HTML pages using ASP code to output the file permanently. I'm having a lot of trouble with it because using the FileSystemObject keeps returning the error "Bad file name or number.", no matter what the file name is. What can I do to fix this?

Here's the code I'm using at the moment (I know there's not supposed to be any spaces in the statements. I used them to display them here properly):

path = "http://www.stpenterprises.net/tips/index.txt"

' ForReading = 1
' ForWriting = 2
' ForAppending = 3

set file = fso. opentextfile (path, 2, TRUE)

file. write (strName) & vbcrlf
file. write (strHomePage) & vbcrlf
file. write (strEmail) & vbcrlf
file. close

set file = nothing
set fso = nothing

2007-03-28 19:03:09 · 1 answers · asked by Rockstar 6 in Programming & Design

2007-03-28 19:02:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have ordered a new laptop with Windows Vista, and am now concerned that I will not be able to access the internet with a wireless card. I do not have a landline, and expected to use this as my only method. Should I cancel the order and order a laptop with Windows XP?

2007-03-28 19:02:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-03-28 19:02:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For removing makeup before i use the clearsil pads to clean skin. I have acne and just wondering is baby wipes would make it worse

2007-03-28 19:02:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

2007-03-28 19:02:40 · 15 answers · asked by avocadoadam 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 19:02:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

Do you like having more taxes so it can go towards programs like public housing or welfare... or would you rather it strictly be through charity and have less taxes?

Do you agree with the saying "From each according to his ability...to each according to his need"?

Do you think having lower taxes sparks the economy, causing people to spend more money, creating more jobs, thus lowering unemployment and lower the need for welfare?

2007-03-28 19:02:30 · 13 answers · asked by Stan Darsh 4 in Politics

And then it gets overplayed?

Or if it's for a product that you hate?

2007-03-28 19:02:30 · 8 answers · asked by Katy 1 in Television

2007-03-28 19:02:29 · 1 answers · asked by muffin 1 in TiVO & DVRs

im 171/2 years old, my dad is 5'10, my mom is 5'2, and im 5'7, my problem is that i look very young for my age people confuse me for a kid who's 14 so you can say im little late bloommer, and also my friends are taller than me, bu their show size is 9 or 9 1/2 and im 101/2sometimes 11 and i say this because i read an article some of your body parts which includes your feet equals the height of your body some im curious will i grow or not?

2007-03-28 19:02:25 · 3 answers · asked by Rodolfo N 2 in Other - Health

would you be able to survive?

2007-03-28 19:02:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i see these commercials and all the toothpaste are recommended by dentist but i really want to know what do dentist really recomend

2007-03-28 19:02:22 · 11 answers · asked by ELI 1 in Dental

I have a very close friend and I want to find songs to burn on a cd for him to tell him to remember all the good times we had together and just how deep and important our friendship is to me. I want a song that when he hears it will make him cry and do some serious thinking of all that we been through and mean to eachother. sort of like an electric jolt so to speak. We exchanged some words a while back, said things we didnt mean because we were both hurting inside and even though we are working things out we still havent come full circle yet. Any suggestions?

2007-03-28 19:02:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I don't like tunnels, do you suppose I can take the scenic route to heaven?

2007-03-28 19:02:21 · 3 answers · asked by jamie kat 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 19:02:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Looking for cute girl names that start with a K -THANKS

2007-03-28 19:02:08 · 56 answers · asked by Jules 3 in Baby Names

just a little quick survey for the guys. best survey 10 points!

coke or pepsi?

vanilla or chocalate?

car or truck?

small nipples or large nipples ( on a woman)

slim or thick (woman)

stay home and watch a movie or party?

on top or on bottom? (you)

( you ) rush into sex or take your time to know the person better?

when you say i love you, do you mean it or dont mean it?

2007-03-28 19:02:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I am getting a dog and I want a friendly one. I need one that will get along with cats and birds and fish.

2007-03-28 19:02:01 · 12 answers · asked by !!!LaLa!!! 1 in Dogs