All categories - 25 March 2007

A young woman goes to confession and says to the
priest:
'Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night my lover made mad, passionate love to me seven times'
The priest thinks long and hard and then says:
'Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked:

'Will this cleanse me of my
sins?'

'No', replies the priest,

'but it will wipe that smile off your face.'

2007-03-25 22:26:50 · 5 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 22:26:42 · 4 answers · asked by lakshmi r 1 in Mumbai

but sad to say i been here for 6 hours but still not find cheap air ticket. i log at www cheap ticket but there is no conection flight from manila to cardiff. plssssssssss help me

2007-03-25 22:26:27 · 4 answers · asked by kerestine c 1 in Air Travel

My dad and friend have given me some tips on creating symbols to remember numbers or letters...kinda like a secret language but I can never remember these things...any advice would be greatly appreciated!

2007-03-25 22:26:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

Are they good for your skin and will they help clear acne?

Im talking about the whole cucumber facial thing. I've never had one so...yeah.

I just want my skin to be healthy. Therefore, im going to get a facial. My friend, a girl, i guess does the whole facial ordeal. She has these little packets that have faces with cucumbers on em. XD ...Im guessing thats a facial right?

If it won't work someone please inform me, and give me tips.
Thanks.

2007-03-25 22:26:22 · 3 answers · asked by Me..................... 2 in Skin Conditions

the ones who do probably use txt speak

2007-03-25 22:26:15 · 22 answers · asked by Mr Happy 2 in Words & Wordplay

real life avater pic.

2007-03-25 22:26:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Our Buckeyes have made it to the Final Four, so I have some questions:

Are you believing now that they are for real?

Are you starting to become a fan?

What do you feel their chances are against Georgtown ( after what Georgetown did to North Carolina ), and how do you think they would do against Florida or UCLA?

Thanks

2007-03-25 22:25:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2007-03-25 22:25:47 · 4 answers · asked by sUnseT 3 in Marriage & Divorce

I've enjoyed both the limelight and publicity that comes from being in the public eye, but I've often wondered if the public expects something from me in return. So, is there, and should there be a price to being famous?

2007-03-25 22:25:40 · 63 answers · asked by Marion Caunter, Channel [V] VJ 1 in Celebrities

Life's been difficult. Problems of education, love, life, friends and family. How to make things easy? It's very stressful to have so many problems to handle at once. When one problem is solved, another will come down rolling. Why is it so hard?!

2007-03-25 22:25:32 · 16 answers · asked by aNjAsMaRa 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-03-25 22:25:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It should arise from the level of the diaphragm, in the lower thoracic spine.

2007-03-25 22:25:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

where would you take me.... what would you show me... ..
xx

2007-03-25 22:25:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry!' she said. 'Stand in the corner.' She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you to,' she whispered. 'Just pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this, Honey?' the husband inquired, as he entered the room.

'Oh, it's just a statue,' she replied nonchalantly. 'The Smiths
bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
too.'

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. 'Here,' he said to the 'statue', 'Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water.'

2007-03-25 22:25:05 · 12 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-25 22:25:02 · 2 answers · asked by BingBang 1 in Drawing & Illustration

Little Johnny's dad comes home from work and sits down for supper and asked Little Johnny how his day was. Little Johnny says not bad, but my mom almost died and went to heaven. His dad asked what he meant, and Johnny says he heard his mom say OH GOD I'M COMING, OH GOD I'M COMING. And you know dad if it wasn't for that nice mailman holding her down, she would have went.

2007-03-25 22:24:58 · 3 answers · asked by curious 7 in Jokes & Riddles

was not man created first?

2007-03-25 22:24:53 · 8 answers · asked by oscar boom 2 in Other - Society & Culture

i think is so AMAZING, i love how she looks, i love her movie mostly, Wedding Singer.

What are your favorite movies of hers?

2007-03-25 22:24:51 · 13 answers · asked by ..::Єḍɱʋñɖ.:::.. 3 in Celebrities

So all the libs think Gun Control will save lives. Why? Controlling Guns will only affect and hurt law abiding citizens. The vast majority of people killed are killed by people with illegally obtained guns. Do you think if we slash our second amendment, that the bad people won't have access to guns anymore?

2007-03-25 22:24:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

My boyfriend has been really stressed down and not feeling well about his job situation. He has been trying really hard to get a new job, attending all different kinds of interviews while working full-time. He has pulled away from me during this time but he did explain to me that he needs to do that. I was not understanding of his stress and I became needy and I started to question him and doubt his love for me. This only made things worse between us. He tried to explain himself again but I still questioned him and I asked him if he is avoiding me. He got upset and yesterday he told me that he is not happy with me anymore and he is thinking about leaving. I asked him if it's his last decision and he said he needs time to think but he thinks he will leave. I sat down and wrote him a letter, where I said I was sorry for being so needy and mistrusting and I tried to appreciate all the good things he does for me. I am so sad and scared of loosing him. Do you think it's the end?

2007-03-25 22:24:31 · 19 answers · asked by Elisa N 1 in Singles & Dating

In defense of how Christianity holds a truth not held by others, consider this:
In all other beliefs concerning God, what other faith has a principle by which a righteous and holy God can reconcile sinful, or wrong doing people to Himself without compromising His righteousness and Holiness? I respect that some of you do not believe at all, and respect your rights, but consider this: without a person enduring the punishment for wrong, how can God accept you without compromising Himself? If He chooses to forgive only out of pity or mercy then He is condoning the wrongful acts, and becomes diluted in the sins that He arbitrarily decides to forgive. Where Christ paid the full penalty--death--separation from deity "Why has Thou forsaken me?" And was regenerated because He had no sin of His own. The demands of infinite holiness were satisfied in Christ. And God is now justified in forgiving, because the price of sin has been paid in full. Food for thought?

2007-03-25 22:24:27 · 28 answers · asked by Lover of God 3 in Religion & Spirituality

A car runnung at 36km/hr shuts of its engine before ascending up a hill of 1in 20. 20% of its energy is lost in friction how much will it ascend?

2007-03-25 22:24:26 · 5 answers · asked by lalitha b 1 in Mathematics

Give me details.
What is it? and When did it start? and so on.
Thank you.

2007-03-25 22:24:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

A husband came home early from work to find his wife on the bed having a heart attack.

He was about to call the doctor when his little boy said: "daddy,there is a naked man in the wardrobe".

"what!" said the husband. he opened the wardrobe and there was his best friend Tom.

"i don't believe this!" screamed the husband. "there is Julie having a heart attack, and your playing games with the kids"

2007-03-25 22:24:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anmol 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i sure feel like that! hahahahaah! bow to me u worms! hahahaaha!

2007-03-25 22:24:24 · 13 answers · asked by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 22:24:06 · 7 answers · asked by pharaoh 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-03-25 22:23:58 · 12 answers · asked by Bob M 1 in Personal Finance

I have done one piece of coursework for english and now i have to start my second. both pieces have to be orriginal writing but differeent pieces, i've done an article about animal cruelty for one, and that's the king of thing i'm good at, what should i do now, I'm not very good at any other thing, any suggestions please xx

2007-03-25 22:23:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-03-25 22:23:54 · 9 answers · asked by prasheel a 1 in Law & Ethics