A young woman goes to confession and says to the
priest:
'Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night my lover made mad, passionate love to me seven times'
The priest thinks long and hard and then says:
'Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked:
'Will this cleanse me of my
sins?'
'No', replies the priest,
'but it will wipe that smile off your face.'
2007-03-25 22:26:50 · 5 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol......worked for me!!!!
2007-03-25 22:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
i guess the priest didn't like the whole confession session very much
2007-03-26 06:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That b i t c h told me that she wasn't going to tell anyone!
2007-03-26 05:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by pervertidamente 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one keep em coming
2007-03-26 05:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by crawdash 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's just jealous :)
2007-03-26 06:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋