A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry!' she said. 'Stand in the corner.' She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you to,' she whispered. 'Just pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this, Honey?' the husband inquired, as he entered the room.
'Oh, it's just a statue,' she replied nonchalantly. 'The Smiths
bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
too.'
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. 'Here,' he said to the 'statue', 'Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water.'
2007-03-25 22:25:05 · 12 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..i like that one
2007-03-26 01:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by anthony c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny one...good for a chuckle.
2007-03-26 05:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Good
2007-03-26 05:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Never heard that one before!
2007-03-26 05:29:01 · answer #4 · answered by Deborah C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fairly clever.
2007-03-26 05:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by imraybarbonifrommiami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never see to understand
2007-03-26 05:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by tom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star
2007-03-26 06:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha what a scream lol
2007-03-26 08:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta remember this one.
2007-03-26 06:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by curious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) That one was good.
2007-03-26 06:30:59 · answer #10 · answered by Emzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋