The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed
>delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat
>back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly
>and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the
>woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
>most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then
>the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few
>keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the
>woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the
>bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my
>duck is dead!! The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd
>taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20,
>but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
>$150.00.
2007-03-22
19:57:32
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