The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed
>delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat
>back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly
>and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the
>woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
>most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then
>the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few
>keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the
>woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the
>bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my
>duck is dead!! The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd
>taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20,
>but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
>$150.00.
2007-03-22 19:57:32 · 7 answers · asked by shit_starter2006 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ohhhh okay haha, funny. Umm you know you could have put it in the same one, by clicking "add extra information" in those little boxes below your question.
2007-03-22 20:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
The wife says, "Put it on his bill," hands him the duck and walks out.
2007-03-23 03:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by A Military Veteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been telling that same joke for the past year ...
Pretty good one, huh?
2007-03-23 04:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep....a funny one.
2007-03-23 03:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke story is cute.......
2007-03-23 03:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah.. cute
2007-03-23 03:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ bp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the smile, dude.
2007-03-23 03:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋