All categories - 22 March 2007

In the video for peter kays comic relief song with the proclaimers, Is the real David Beckham in the audience. I think it is a lookalike

2007-03-22 22:22:01 · 9 answers · asked by v.snook 1 in Celebrities

One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately S.h.i.t my pants!"

2007-03-22 22:21:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 22:21:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I sprained both my ankles 3 months ago. I was running and don't know how it happened but I didnt feel any pain, they just became swollen after a few hours. I went to the doctor, he said it's a slight sprain and told me that it would recover in about 2 weeks. After 3 weeks, it has not recovered, I went back to the doctor, he thought I had arthritis but the blood test came back negative so I'm fine. He gave me MC for a month to so that I would be excused for physical exercise in school. But it's been 3 months since and my ankles are still swollen! They look fine when I wake up in the morning but become swollen after a while even when I didn't walk around at all. It gets more swollen when I remove the compression guards to take a bath and the under-side of my feet would ache. I've rested and been a couch potato all this time but my ankles don't seem to heal! I've tried everything from ice packs and all kinds of cream to light exercise but nothing seems to working! Can someone help me?

2007-03-22 22:21:53 · 3 answers · asked by ispakles 3 in Injuries

2007-03-22 22:21:46 · 25 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Gender Studies

2007-03-22 22:21:44 · 2 answers · asked by Glady R 1 in Music & Music Players

2007-03-22 22:21:34 · 3 answers · asked by polo18 1 in Singles & Dating

Not only have I read of happy owners devistated by their pet suddenly killing a family member, but I have seen some of these sadistic owners terrorize kids and neighbors by setting their pit bulls free for half an hour. They call them home before animal control shows up. One particular owner sat and laughed as his dog savaged a cat to death. Animal control judged that the animal needed to be collected then destroyed. So he gave them another pit bull to kill, and kept the real killer alive. Animal control would not listen to the neighbors, yet the pet owner finally got tired of them and moved. To me, we only gave someone else a proven killer. What do you think?

2007-03-22 22:21:28 · 17 answers · asked by Too Curious 3 in Current Events

This is what it shows when I try to open my device manager. :

this application has failed to start because MFC42u.DLL was not found. re-installing the application may fix this problem.

So.. what do I do ??

2007-03-22 22:21:19 · 2 answers · asked by Electrifying! 4 in Other - Hardware

I have just bought a VW beetle and there is only 2 seatbelts in the back. Is this standard?

2007-03-22 22:21:14 · 4 answers · asked by Gym Girl 2 in Safety

2007-03-22 22:21:00 · 10 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

a boy who is leaving out side of india.he loves me a lot .he said he cant live without me .I also love him but as a friend i told him already .But he said he will die if i said that i love him as a friend .He want me as a lover.I love another guy last 10 years.what should i do .i don't want ditch my would be and i also don't want loose my friend?i m facing two ways in which i choose one what should do?

2007-03-22 22:21:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-03-22 22:20:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the current episode of LOST, Ben told John, he knows everything about him. How can he know everything about the people from the crash?

2007-03-22 22:20:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

ok well i live in mexico with my hubby.. so my parents wanted to see me and i came to houston to visit them and i was gonna be here for a month and it'd been over 3 months... the problem is that i dont have a passport.. i can get it but i have a lil' girl and i need her dad to do some paper work so that i can get the passport... the problem is that he send it to me and it doesnt come... i want to leave... i want to see him.... what should i do...

2007-03-22 22:20:36 · 5 answers · asked by sexy princess lisa 4 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-03-22 22:20:31 · 12 answers · asked by anlibate 1 in Horoscopes

Do you think that wrestlemania is a bit boring because the only different match is the Money in the bank ladder match and the Hair vs Hair... What other Matches should have stipulations and what should they be

I think:
Batista vs Undertaker - Hell in a Cell

Kane vs Great Khali - Punjabi Prison

Melina vs Ashley - Lumber Jill Match

Chris Benoit vs MVP - Loser leaves Smackdown (I think Benoit is Supposed to be moving to Raw so this would be a good storyline)

2007-03-22 22:20:16 · 16 answers · asked by Hilder 4 in Wrestling

How Can Fair Trade be More Widely Implementd and what can be done to encourage conglomerate companies specially Supermarkets to stock fair trade produce?

For example is their a recent Case Study that shows how the sale of fair trade produce has helped people in the developig world on a macro (large) and micro (small) scale?

2007-03-22 22:20:15 · 3 answers · asked by Glen P 1 in Corporations

wel i wanna know somethin bout a person ......i have very less information bout him......how do i search him on net

2007-03-22 22:20:12 · 5 answers · asked by sweetu 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Am 22 yrs. old what type of portfolio would I really benefit from, Moderate or Agressive? It's better to have more Stocks & some Bonds or the other way around?

2007-03-22 22:20:11 · 5 answers · asked by Brenda 1 in Investing

I asked a question a while ago about a growth on my neck which i got quite a few answers for and have found out that it is a skin tag. So thank you for my answers.

The problem now is that this skin tag has become really itchy and has changed from being skin colour to dark brown. Any ideas to what might have happened? im not wanting to go to my doctor if it is nothing to worry about.

Thanks!

2007-03-22 22:20:03 · 16 answers · asked by Unhinged.... 5 in Skin Conditions

his name is brandon rogers and i really like him. but i dnt have his number and i dont know anyone that knows his number neither. i want to write to him but i wouldnt want to make it sound stupid. i know that he likes me too but i dont know how to act around him anymore and i only see him like once a month. but i know he likes me cause when he sees me he takes extra long to turn away and he ALWAYS has i BIG smile on his face and he really wants to talk to me. but my mum says that i cant see him and i cant contact him. what can i do???

2007-03-22 22:19:57 · 7 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Singles & Dating

I am not christian ,have no religion.

I like reading the arguments between the atheists and christians.

Atheists quite often tell in history(even today) christians have done so many destructive things in the name of god.

I think it has the point.

The harmful distortion of christianity.

But the treasure of atheists, the so called science , has also done so many destructive things in the name of the quest for the truth.

Who invented atomic bomb ,nerve gas, so many terrible weapons which already killed so many innocent people including children?

so called scientists.

religion and science if they are in the wrong hands they become monster.

I think atheists must be humble referring their spritual sponsor , the science.

can we be arrogant with the help of science?

2007-03-22 22:19:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-22 22:19:40 · 16 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Psychology

hey, imma 19y/o from cleveland OH. i gotta 1bdrm, pretty large apartment, n i pay $385/mo...it aint in da greatest condition: the maintenance is kinda kept low, rats, roaches, always loud, lotta complainers...but im used to it, i been here since november. i gotta kno how much a 1bdrm is in nyc, n where can i get one (includin NJ) for between wut i pay now(or da cheapest)...but not more than like $8-900/mo. i had a job at da library for 2 1/2yrs, but got fired last week cuz my boss got sick of seein me all da time (she used a clutch, poor work performance) cleveland is NOT friendly! n most of da city is poor, n we dnt get treated well, at all! plus, im prolly da only east Indian mix in my whole neighborhood! i prefer an apt in a large Indian community. also, whats da job outlook in nyc? how much would a "page" position at the library there pay approx? wuts the minimum wage rate in nyc? i think they just changed it here to $7.25. i was paid $9.05/hr, so its gotta be more in nyc!

2007-03-22 22:19:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in New York City

2007-03-22 22:19:36 · 7 answers · asked by goldy_tan79 1 in Thailand

2007-03-22 22:19:34 · 15 answers · asked by hamster 2 in Fast Food

2007-03-22 22:19:29 · 16 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys