One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately S.h.i.t my pants!"
2007-03-22 22:21:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-03-23 00:27:46 · answer #1 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwkkkkkk
2007-03-24 04:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by vanpandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is always getting introuble. That another good one that i've never heard before.
2007-03-23 17:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool ur realy funny , were do u get dem from
2007-03-25 05:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by LiL_mZ_Sa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nearly wet myself laughing!
2007-03-23 09:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by chakra girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross, but funny
2007-03-23 10:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by Siany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋