One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
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First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
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"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on
little Michael. Michael says, "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully."
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She said, "Excellent, Michael!"
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Then the teacher reluctantly called on Brooklyn Tony.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f^^kin beautiful!' "
2007-03-14
01:05:56
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