One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
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First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
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"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on
little Michael. Michael says, "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully."
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She said, "Excellent, Michael!"
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Then the teacher reluctantly called on Brooklyn Tony.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f^^kin beautiful!' "
2007-03-14 01:05:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i lmao thats a good one. you always know how to make me smile first thing in the morning. 10+
2007-03-15 00:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That was a Beaut! LOL.
Good one!
Have a great day!
2007-03-16 08:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one....i like this kind of jokes lol
2007-03-14 08:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-14 08:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh..
2007-03-14 08:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋