All categories - 13 March 2007

A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won't go to church with me so I think he's going to go to hell." This provoked talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in hell.

So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said "I try to be good so I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven." Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it." So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything. And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely you're going to Heaven...?"

She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to hell!" They were shocked and asked why. "Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you???"

2007-03-13 23:55:19 · 6 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 23:55:18 · 11 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 23:55:17 · 6 answers · asked by keaner 2 in Gambling

I was walkin down the street today and i saw a pigeon eating some old food and i wondered how the pigeon does not get ill eating that but if a human ate it we would get food poisoning so obviosuly the pigeon had a better immune sytem than me. so i wonder can we not extract the genes that make a pigeon immune to most diseases and transfer them to a human to make us immune?

2007-03-13 23:55:07 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

I and S have been best friends for almost 5 years; and we've never experienced being away from each other for a long time until the time when we started going to college. Now here's the problem, while we were talkin on the phone, she was teasing me saying that I'm such a loser because I prevented myself from havin any boyfriend aftr I broke up with my ex, compared to her who has many BFs already even though she's new in that city. And I told her that I dn't want 2 hav a BF for the meantime since I'm new here and I dn't want the people in the neighborhood to consider me "cheap" having relationships with guys that I barely knew. Then, she got mad at me because in her POV it was like she's cheap (w/c isn't really true, I never thought of her as cheap). Since then, I've been askin' for an apology (I've been askin for an apology for months) and she says that she's not mad but whenever I text or call her, she never replies to my texts nor does she answer the phone. What should I do now??=(

2007-03-13 23:55:06 · 5 answers · asked by Valkyrie 2 in Friends

2007-03-13 23:54:44 · 5 answers · asked by cb000983 1 in Other - Home & Garden

Below is the definition of the word Delusion according to Webster's dictionary.

Delusion
Noun
1: the act of deluding : the state of being deluded
2 a : something that is falsely or delusively believed or propagated b : a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary; also : the abnormal state marked by such beliefs

Now, does that not define religious faith?Sure sounds like it to me.What do you think?

2007-03-13 23:54:36 · 12 answers · asked by Demopublican 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-13 23:54:16 · 22 answers · asked by Janey-Wayney 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a Netgear WG111TGE flash drive inserted into USB. And a British Telecom Wireless Router. I used the software supplied by Netgear and have established a wireless connection to the BT hub at 54 Mbps.

However, when I click on internet explorer it says connect or work offline? I've made sure that the tools - internet options are not marked work offline and never to dial a connection but it still does not work. I've tried running the network setup wizard also. ?? Any ideas???

2007-03-13 23:54:09 · 2 answers · asked by youronmyfoot 2 in Computer Networking

2007-03-13 23:54:02 · 8 answers · asked by anim m 1 in Words & Wordplay

huge dildo's at the intemate shops

2007-03-13 23:53:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

it's not ok for anybody else to lie, but why has it become almost expected for every politician to lie.

i understand there's nothing we can really do about it, but there should be some sort of consequence for politicians who lie to get elected then never put into action what they propose. it's misleading and shouldn't be tolerated.

if a sales person cannot lie in an advertisement, why can a politician lie in a campaign that will more likely affect us in more ways, and probably more severely?

2007-03-13 23:53:56 · 12 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Politics

if you did dont you think it was a horrible match? when cor von was eliminated he was about 5 seconds to late and just jumped over the top rope..

2007-03-13 23:53:46 · 7 answers · asked by LION 6 in Wrestling

2007-03-13 23:53:44 · 5 answers · asked by paradisegirl 2 in Video & Online Games

how many people in world died from obesity or an illness caused by
being overweight in 2006? First answer will be chosen as best. No stupid answers please.

2007-03-13 23:53:43 · 5 answers · asked by ~~j-u-mp-y~~ 2 in Other - Society & Culture

I've decided to have pandas as my topic for creative writing. I haven't researched about them yet. But the thing that attracted me most was their being "cute" and all. So... what do you think is the "CUTEST" term to describe a panda? =)

2007-03-13 23:53:40 · 4 answers · asked by inthemaking 2 in Other - Pets

What do i call this type of relationship? Two children out of wedlock. And the father-in-law does not approve the relationship, he worsen the matter. when his son brought another woman home and impregnated her again out of wedlock. Since then everybody has been going on their ways. The two families doesn't know each other. What can i do now?

2007-03-13 23:53:37 · 7 answers · asked by Abimbola O 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-03-13 23:53:35 · 7 answers · asked by PeTiTe_Mummy 4 in Royalty

2007-03-13 23:53:32 · 9 answers · asked by Notre1Dame 2 in Other - News & Events

Just askin'... THnx anyways

2007-03-13 23:53:26 · 2 answers · asked by Dead.on.Arrival 2 in Other - Diseases

George lays dead in a room. The only evidence is smashed glass and water on the floor.
What happened?

2007-03-13 23:53:22 · 9 answers · asked by Peta G 2 in Trivia

where would you be

2007-03-13 23:53:18 · 23 answers · asked by mario 3 in Other - Society & Culture

he is 1 of the cutest boy of my school & my class i really like him,whenever he comes in front of me i act like-"i don't like u like everyone do ,stay away",but i want him 2notice me & like me ,bcoz i know i am better than his fatso girlfriend,i think he has a pinch of something 4 me but how shall i show that pinch of something 2 him what ,should i do to attract him .waiting 4 ur answer

2007-03-13 23:53:11 · 6 answers · asked by simply sam 2 in Singles & Dating

What is 436456047+546436535?

The answer must be in base 15. Answer as quick as you can.

2007-03-13 23:53:07 · 19 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I've decided to have pandas as my topic for creative writing. I haven't researched about them yet. But the thing that attracted me most was their being "cute" and all. So... what do you think is the "CUTEST" term to describe a panda? =)

2007-03-13 23:53:07 · 5 answers · asked by inthemaking 2 in Zoology

i am 10 weeks pregnant and at the beggining i did feel a little morning sickness, more feeling sick than actual being sick, but now i feel fine is this a bad sign????

2007-03-13 23:53:02 · 5 answers · asked by Lee 2 in Pregnancy

Im looking for songs with really deep bass that thumps. **** like outkast and lil wayne.

has anyone seen the movie hustle and flow. im looking for music like the songs from the movie. they thump and they are raw

2007-03-13 23:52:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Or do you live in denial ?

You know everybody does it, and it's not crazy to do cause sometimes you will be the only person to agree with yourself.

2007-03-13 23:52:43 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone got any tips on transporting a drum kit?
My son has an audition on Saturday and we have to take his own drums. can we get away with minimal dismanteling?

2007-03-13 23:52:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...........my "F#ck Me, I'm Irish" t-shirt to work on St. Patrick's Day?

2007-03-13 23:52:35 · 5 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys