A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won't go to church with me so I think he's going to go to hell." This provoked talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in hell.
So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said "I try to be good so I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven." Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it." So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything. And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely you're going to Heaven...?"
She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to hell!" They were shocked and asked why. "Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you???"
2007-03-13 23:55:19 · 6 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha............. Good one!!! :)
2007-03-13 23:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh costly, what a sticky concern! I completly sympataize with you, he's no longer the guy you marry anymore. I completly consider you, i've got not got faith in prepared faith, yet stay a morally strict, regulation abiding existence. i'm sorry approximately your concern. you have achieved large by way of compromising certaing issues or perhaps going to church as a kinfolk. He could desire to appretiate your attempt and admire your ideals, you're absolutley perfect! in spite of the indisputable fact that, when you consider that he has been "brainwashed", this may well be the deal breaker. he will attempt to "forestall" and in his head, he's making an attempt to "enable you to", so what he's doing is out of love for that reason to his ideals. Fanatism in faith is an extremely risky and damaging borderline psycotic habit. i've got viewed human beings throwing away their "wordly" possesions (DVD, Cd's etc.), quit conventional marital mattress room habit altogether and pass innocuous trip journeys becaiuse they are "the decil", some human beings will quit dancing because of the fact is the "possesion of the evil spirits", carry out exorsism on you and your pals etc. that's completly irrational and extreme. i'm rather sorry. My suggestion is which you will bypass to the church "fall" pageant instead, they gets loose candy there too. at college they could have the halloween occasion besides and he won't even recognize it. i'm able to in basic terms sympatize with you, i wish which you adult men can artwork issues out. perfect of success
2016-10-02 02:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by holtzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if thats the case im gonna be extra good to make sure i make it, i think men are pathetic :)
2007-03-14 00:20:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u should let God be the judge & live your life with meaning & try to be of good character
2007-03-14 00:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good.
2007-03-14 00:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've read this somewhere. u sure this is an original?
2007-03-14 00:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by butterflower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋