>>A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
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>>the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
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>>Paul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a
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>>relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
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>>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
>>she
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>>started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate
>>than
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>>met the eye.
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>>Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must
>>be
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>>thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
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>>About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your
>>Mother
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>>came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
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>>suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her
>>just
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>>to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:
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>>DEAR MOTHER,
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>>I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING
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>>PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE
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>>THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING
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>>EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
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>>LOVE PAUL
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>>Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which
>>read:
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>>DEAR SON,
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>>I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND
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>>I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE
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>>FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD
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>>HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
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>>LOVE MUM
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>>Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
2007-03-10
11:38:32
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