>>A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
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>>the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
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>>Paul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a
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>>relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
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>>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
>>she
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>>started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate
>>than
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>>met the eye.
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>>Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must
>>be
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>>thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
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>>About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your
>>Mother
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>>came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
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>>suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her
>>just
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>>to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:
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>>DEAR MOTHER,
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>>I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING
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>>PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE
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>>THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING
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>>EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
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>>LOVE PAUL
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>>Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which
>>read:
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>>DEAR SON,
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>>I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND
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>>I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE
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>>FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD
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>>HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
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>>LOVE MUM
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>>Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
2007-03-10 11:38:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those of you who have heard this one before, please accept my apologies!
2007-03-10 11:39:39 · update #1
Amazing! Great! I'll give you
1000000/1000000!
Really Funny!
2007-03-10 17:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mikki D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill 10/10
2007-03-10 22:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats brilliant really funny.
2007-03-10 20:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by Chelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! More like that please!...
(If only more people could correctly spill definitely) Lol!
2007-03-10 20:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard one similar before, but no need to apologize- it's still funny! :)
2007-03-10 19:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an excellent joke, wherever you got it from.
Very funny.
2007-03-10 19:44:51 · answer #6 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apology accepted...
2007-03-10 19:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved it ha ha
2007-03-10 19:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by Lindsay H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HYSTERICAL
just shows how mothers are LOLS
2007-03-10 20:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hiliarious...definitely worth the ling scrolling down....hahah..im still laughing
2007-03-10 20:13:47 · answer #10 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋